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Hello berk, have you decided to move to north london yet?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 10:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

I'm moving to Leamington Spa my dear
It's a whole half an hour closer to Marylebone than I currently am...I'm doing it in stages you see.
(berk, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I just looked that up on the map, I had to press 'zoom out' 3 times to see where it was in relation to london. It's very far away, I don't think there is a nightbus there so I'd have to stay around yours, or you stay around mind. Eaither way, I don't mind
Are you _sure_ you don't want to move to north london? I can get you a job in the cab office where I used to work, I hear they're paying minimum wage now. Plus, I can make my own pasta now, which means instead of paying 99p for 500g some penne, I can make double that for about £5 in about 2 hours. I'm not very good at maths, and I can't make penne, but I thought I'd throw this fact out there to sweeten the deal.

Is Lawn Ping Pong Bloke coming with you?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

He is not, he's staying where he is
but I will be working in Oxford, which is much closer to London. I'm only living in Leamington so that it's easier to see him.
(berk, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Oh that's good, the first part, that is, not the second part, well, for me anyway.
Seems a bit much uprooting your entire life just to see him, 48.1 miles according to google maps, it won't be easy. You can't just nip in for a cup of tea on the off-chance he's in, have to arrange things in advance, won't be as spontanious. Doesn't seem like a good idea to me, probably best to call the whole thing off, I mean, him, not the job. Where as my part of north london, it's 65.5 miles, which I admit is further, but it's not real miles like where he is, I can't really say why, because I'm making it up on the spot, but I'm sure everyone here would agree that it's closer.... because the only reason we count distance to something is to work out the time it would take to get there, so distance doesn't really count.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)