£250 full price is a bit steep!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:10, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

yeah, it's cheaper this year
www.barringtonsports.com/products/2/style/kookaburra_dragon_mid_bow_composite_hockey_stick_2011/13781/view

Gryphon sticks are where it's at if you want to be properly anally raped over cost

www.barringtonsports.com/products/2/style/gryphon_pro_tour_composite_hockey_stick_2011/13701/view
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)

£315
To play a girl's game?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)

I wouldn't play hockey with girls, fucking much meaner than male players.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

too fucking right

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)

haha, yeah, course.
I do love the fact that the lightweight "dancing on ice" version of hockey where they all wear body armour like some bunch of Marys is somehow butch but proper hockey is girly. It's a genius piece of thinking.

Obviously, my socks, patella support, gumshield and shammy are all pink though, I mean I wouldn't want to disappoint.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

I know, it's crazy.
The skaters have teeth and shit missing though and actually have punch ups.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)

Nice try. But I'm missing four teeth
have had three recostruction operations to my maxilla and palette in the last 18 months and picked up a hefty ban years ago for breaking some guy's ribs.

Next? ;)
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

POIDH

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

which part do you want pictures of?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)

If I know Stunsy - and know him I do - he's angling for a cock-gaz here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Sshhh!
You'll spook him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Injured face pictures are always good for a laugh.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

No offence
but I'd rather not be memed.

You can have the initial Xray though.

here

note the three teeth hanging on by a combination of roof lining and pieces of palette.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

If I am looking at that right...
Ouch!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

it's rotated 90 degrees anticlockwise from where it should be
and .. yeah.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Did they wire it all up?
I spent a hilarious month last year offering large food items to a mate who'd smashed his jaw and had it wired up. I had to search high and low for a massive gobstopper but it was totally worth it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

they couldn't
they can only do that with the lower jaw, the maxilla and palette aren't so solid or easy to repair. Actually it wasn't that bad, except for the bone graft to repair the upper jaw. Never agree to have a bone graft done under local anasthetic.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Is your face straight or is it a bit pissed?
Friend of mine had a similar injury and his face is a bit...well, askew.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)

no real change to the external look
except no teeth, obviously, but that changes on thursday. The graft meant my lower jaw changed shape where they cut bone out but it's fairly symmetrical.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

I'll support your patella.
Know what I mean? Eh? Phwoar!
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)

you'd just better hope his insanely powerful stick
doesn't know what you mean...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I just cracked my own box.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)

If I strike him down
he will only come back more powerful that you can ever imagine, or something.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)

i was much more worried about him rising up, to be honest

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

Woof Woof.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)