Shit innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:17, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I think it's because most people in this country are put off squid
and think it's hard to handle, so just buy frozen tubes.

This is one of the few occasions where I've agreed strongly with Jamie Oliver, so you can imagine how dirty I felt.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

I agree with a lot of what he says.
What I don't agree with is his Downsy face and flubbery, spit-flecked tongue, his ugly wife, or his frankly abysmal English.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Jools would get it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

Help yourself. EVERYONE ELSE HAS!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Little Englanders
With simple tastes. The food in Spain is superb. As is their wine.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)

FULL. ENGLISH. BREAKFAST. COMPRENDEZ?
And six Carlings, Jose. Coom on, get a fookin' wiggle on ya lazeh bastard. They're sorr fooking lazeh in't they?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Hahahahaha!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Actually makes me ashamed those who go on holiday and order that.
It's different if you're living out there, as it's a bit of home, but those who have that reguarly every lunch time on a holiday make me SAD FACE. And people who go to McDonalds and places like that out there.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)

It makes me want to cry with shame.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)