I took my Mum to the Ritz
for a bit of that on her birthday. It was very nice.

I got arseholed on champers and was doing MD's in the toilets. No chance of getting caught by a bouncer in there!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:31, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

D's um
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)

Oi
That's my old Mum you're talking about.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)

Fair's fair, she's a right fackin' goer.
Barn door in a fackin' gale mate.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Seriously
Lay off my Mum.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Nice sig, by the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Double standards?
I set the one above up for the obvious strikethrough.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

off

happy to help
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)

Thank you.
Nice that someone appreciates it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Not half as much as she did.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

LOL!!!

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)

This hotel is probably used to that kind of thing seeing as by night it is where the footballers and actors go

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)

It was £60 a head too.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

a
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)