Oh, bit of good news
We're getting a hawt chixxor coming to work in our department. She'll enjoy that.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:25, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

this does not necessarily mean you'll get laid
you do know this, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:29, Reply)

you mean she might be a lesbian?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:31, Reply)

well yes
every hawt chick who doesn't want to get boned by kroney is a licker, right?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:32, Reply)

That's alright, she's being zany
having seen me manfully striding around Uxbridge on many an occasion, she knows exactly what sort of paragon of masculine virtue I am.

In fact, I am so hot she was afraid to approach me or even make eye contact.
( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:33, Reply)

you were too busy kicking tramps
and raping pigeons...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:49, Reply)

I do like to kick a tramp.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:50, Reply)

or raping tramps
and kicking pigeons. whichever.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:52, Reply)

Different days, different moods.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 17:53, Reply)