Alt:
Because I thought I was coming down with the JeffAIDS, but it turns out I've got a virus that a number of other people in the office have had.

I've not eaten properly for two days. :(

On the plus side, I've got nothing left to vomm-up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:35, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

oh noes!
JeffAids is the worst of the illnesses, you had it for about a year last time?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:38, Reply)

There is no cure for Jeffaids
Once you have it, that's it. Your days are effectively numbered.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)

*Notices your sig*
She's lying.
She's lying.

Ain't no doubt it's plain to see...
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:40, Reply)

and it's no use crying about it
stop those crocodile tears shoes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:40, Reply)

Well, I think that covers his entire back catalogue.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:41, Reply)

yup
I don't know any others
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

^ She's lying.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

don't forget miming the slapped arse
that is his face.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:42, Reply)

I've not got the JeffAIDS though, Just a virus,
Still feel like shite.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:39, Reply)

Will it make you feel any better to hear
that I'm going to be doing a pier recce at the beginning of September?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:44, Reply)

It would do if I believed you.
What is there to recce exactly? It's a pier. You walk along it, mutter something about, 'fuck me, they spent 50 million on this!' walk off again, go to the pub.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:46, Reply)

When my american girls come over at the beginning of September
they want to go on the pier. I'll case the joint, find out where the best chips are, and report back.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:47, Reply)

Please also get a full bar tarrif, so I see what range of beers and ciders are available.
Likewise, if they have a little cafe that sells toasted-teacakes, I'd also like information.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 18:50, Reply)