Beat it.
Honestly. It's a dog. I don't want to come across all animal hater or owt, but it's a dog. If it thinks it's the fucking boss and makes a racket all night then kick it until it remembers that it's just a dog and you're a person and it's. Just. A. Dog.

/barbara woodhouse

edit: also ... why is it in a cage? Why isn't it out in the yard chasing its tail and eating its own shit? Is it a tiger? That would be awesome cool. You could train a chimp to bottle feed it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Shhhhhhhh!
Gonz might hear.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Awww. The big soppy heeb.
I'd keep him in the yard and make him eat his own shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

but on toast
with some kind of fancy sauce
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Of course.
I'm not some sort of monster.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

because it's hotter than hell outside, there's no fence here
And she'll destroy my room if left out
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Swap it for a cougar or a jackal something.
Really ... what's the point of buying of buying a dog that can't survive outside?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

she was free!
And she's gorgeous. And she's definitely a princess. Her dresses will get ruined.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)