It seems everyone knows more than me about being domestic
so perhaps we should have a thread of top tips for stuff.

I know about other things so here's a tip: zoom out your camera lens as far as it will go and get really close to your friend's face to take a picture. They will look stupid and distorted and will be cross when you put it on facebook

alt: talk about other things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:40, 158 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh. What would be brilliant would be if b3ta had a whole 'top tips' section.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

who the hell reads that shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Back in the day
a friend of DJ's who was studying media or something showed me how to do that pan-zoom thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

the one in films
where you move forward as you zoom out?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

Yeah, that's the one.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

contra zoom
i went to such a shit uni, my lecturer told it was called a 'trombone shot' and meant it.

the useless cunt.
( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

A contra zoom during some tromboning would be some seriously fancy-dan porno.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Whats wrong with calling it a trombone shot?
Its a common term used for a track and zoom shot
( Peej, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I don't know any domestic tips :(
apart from the hang silk clothes in a slightly steamy shower-room to help get rid of creases
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I'm too common to have silk clothes

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

but if you did you'd now know a handy tip

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

When the weather is really warm at night, sleep with a small towel on your pillow.
It will be cooler and soak up the sweat, saving your pillow cases.

Also running the cold tap on your wrists cools you down.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I always do the cold water on teh wrists thing
it cools you down faster than anything.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Best tip I ever learnt.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

what about the 'cupping the balls' thing?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)

Second best then!
Well third after the finger in the arse thing.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

When booking train tickets, book them dead early as they are cheaper.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

Duh!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I've been having a gander for a cheap hotel, but the cheap ones look shit.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)

You get what you pay for in this world Jeff.
As long as the room is clean and I have my own bathroom I don't care.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)

Hang on. Are you saying that my cheap rail tickets won't be as good as more expensive ones?
*Writes off cash, decides to pay on the day*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Pfft!
Bar travel tickets, you get what you pay for.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I'm not familar with the areas the bar Monty has selected, so I don't know if it's worth staying local to there or travelling a bit further.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Ask Monty then.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

Evidently.
That would be the answer.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I bet everywhere is 'fucking shit'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

'Monty's Fucking Shit Guide To London'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

hahahaha
All I want is a resonably priced hotel in a useful location.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

I always find that the hotel nearest the train station is best for those morning after the night before departures.
Better to traverse London whilest pissed during the evening than do the tube the next morning feeling like death.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)

The other option of course, is to find a casino and stay there until the following morning.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

that's basically like making money

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)

It really isn't Captain. It's a daft plan. But it's a daft plan I've done more than once.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Have done so before as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

there speaks teh voice of bitter experience

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I fucking hate the tube sober so using it with a hangover would be hell on earth for me.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

London is bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

this^^

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

They've invented these things called "buses".
Although they've gone a bit shit in the last few years. They've started organising them properly and putting maps and helplines and shit up. And they have little voices that tell you where you are and where you're going. Any cunt can use them now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Why would you bother with a hotel after a night on the lash in That London?
It's a city. It's open all night. Keep going and catch the lunchtime train the next day.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

I'm old.
I can't do all nighters anymore.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

How old is old?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

46

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Pah.
If it doesn't start with a five or a six then you're broken. Buy better drugs. That's the best thing about being grown up. Better drugs.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Did the drugs thing in my twenties and thirties.
All drugged out man!
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

If you're a recovering crystal meth addict then the following might come across as somewhat insensitive.
Ahem.

Don't be a fucking nancy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)

There comes a time in ones life when you have to put aside foolish things like drugs and meaningless sex.
I like being fit and healthy. It's such a buzz.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Whereas I've reached an age
where I think I should start doing these things
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I'm lucky that I don't have an addictive personality.
I could go back to that shit but really I only miss getting stoned.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

I've always been fit and healthy.
What the fuck does that have to do with recreational drug use? And what the fuck is meaningless sex? You fucking puritan.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)

Mine turned into non recreational drug use for a while.
Me a puritan? hahahaha!
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Did it fuck.
You sound like somebody who occasionally dribbled on somebody else's spliff. Who knows ... you might even have had some sex in your youth. But if you were a party animal then I'm Saint fucking Patrick.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Think what you like mate.
I've nothing to prove.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

I think you're a tragic fantasist.
Probably a fat one.

Mind you ... I think that about almost everybody here. You're in shit company.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:46, Reply)

jusr because you are...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Podgy I may be but no fantastist.
Right! bed beckons for this Billy Liar. Goodnight Dr.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

"It's all shit, don't fucking bother"

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

same goes for aeroplanes

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)

I've never booked a plane.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)

I hate to break it to you, but that's not a good tip.
I'm not very domestic, I hate cleaning and go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeks without cleaning my bathroom and I can't even remember the last time I cleaned my shower.

alt: I don't like breaking my routine. In fact, I hate it so much that if someone has the audacity to ask me to do something during the week, not only do I get angry [they ought to know I'll say no!!!], I also make sure I don't do it.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:48, Reply)

then do the opposite
make nice portraits by standing back, zooming in and using natural light coming from the side
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

I thought that both of those tips were "general knowledge"
though if you asked me to do anything other than point and click a camera I couldn't help
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

me too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

You should apply for a job EVERYDAY for the next year
*Basks in my evil genuis*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)

are you OK when you plan things in advance?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

Probably. The thing is, is that my pup is in her cage 9 hours out of the day.
What really pisses me off, is not that people ask me to go out and do things with them, but they expect me to just put her back in her cage after she's been in all day. It's not right, and it's not fair to her.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

It's a dog.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

your face is a dog

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

All this dog talk....

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

My face is two dogs fucking and one of them isn't too keen.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Okay, fine.
If she's in her cage too long she's like the tazmanian devil and keeps me up all night.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Beat it.
Honestly. It's a dog. I don't want to come across all animal hater or owt, but it's a dog. If it thinks it's the fucking boss and makes a racket all night then kick it until it remembers that it's just a dog and you're a person and it's. Just. A. Dog.

/barbara woodhouse

edit: also ... why is it in a cage? Why isn't it out in the yard chasing its tail and eating its own shit? Is it a tiger? That would be awesome cool. You could train a chimp to bottle feed it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Shhhhhhhh!
Gonz might hear.
( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Awww. The big soppy heeb.
I'd keep him in the yard and make him eat his own shit.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)

but on toast
with some kind of fancy sauce
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Of course.
I'm not some sort of monster.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

because it's hotter than hell outside, there's no fence here
And she'll destroy my room if left out
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Swap it for a cougar or a jackal something.
Really ... what's the point of buying of buying a dog that can't survive outside?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:31, Reply)

she was free!
And she's gorgeous. And she's definitely a princess. Her dresses will get ruined.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)

I'm not entirely sure I understand why people would be particular about cleaning a shower.
It gets washed every time you use it. And it's not like you take a shit in it very often.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Alright shambo?
Seanconneryblytonesqueracismlols
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I have no idea what this means so I'm going to smile and nod.
*smiles and nods*
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Sean Connery saying the word Sambo would sound like 'Shambo'.
'Sambo' is an Enid Blyton era racist term for a coloured, and Shambo is a shortened version of your B3ta username. I merely put these facts together in the manner of a joke.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I now understand and appreciate your humorous response.
Many thanks. I am fine.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Pleased to hear it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Hair conditioner and shave gel cause a bit of soap scum.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

I wouldn't know.
I use soap and I don't shave owt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Don't you have a wife?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

Yes.
I should imagine she probably cleans the shower from time to time.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Mould innit.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)

Open your windows.
That's damp, not lack of hygiene.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

The easiest way to clean a kitchen is to pay a feeble-minded but good-hearted char lady to clean your kitchen.
Also: What if I'm using a prime lens?
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

select the right one, obvs

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)

I once tried to spong a cow with a 20mm prime
but I got so close that it snotted all over my face. True story.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout.
That's what I heard is the way to respond to Jeff's advances.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

I can see how that might work for some.
*Throws PD a bone, gives it 5 minutes*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)

I already have a quite impressive bone.
On.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)

Don't tell Jeff that
he won't be able to contain himself
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

:-)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Alright Jeff
how are you doing?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)

I'm a bit under the weather Amberl.
But I had some food earlier and I've yet to throw it back up again. So I reckon I'm on the mend!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Glad to hear it
a stomach bug?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Yeah, I was throwing up and feeling like shit.
But I've kept some food down and I'm feeling a fair bit brighter so I am!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Happy that you're getting better
and the food will definitely help
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on. Bone on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)

Toothpaste is awesome for covering hair-dye stains on white painted bathroom walls
If you can get old school white tooth paste that is.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)

The walls of student accommodation are made up of an average 67% toothpaste.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Toilet cleaner will get lime scale off taps
Washing up liquid is good for getting grease out
A hot iron and kitchen towel works for candle wax
Vinegar cleans coffee machines, and thwe 15P value stuff is just as good as any for this.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

I only know the candle wax one from doing textiles
washing up liquid is also a good replacement for wetting agent which you use in a final rinse in processing films
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)

That would have been useful 14 years ago
for me. My housemates didn't like me that day
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)

it was brought to mind
as The Peoples Hair will soon be deepest RED.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

really?
colour or political affiliations?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Both.
done now, not quiyte bas red as i'd have liked, but it'll do.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:39, Reply)

how much is your bathroom destroyed?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)

none really. The shower's a bit pink, but I think that will pass.
I have done this before, many times and with much more hair.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I have an awesome picture
I took of stupid ex husband dying his hair through the shower door. It looked like he was encased in ice and it freaked his mum out. I entered it into a portrait competition, it didn't win, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)

wish I had a picture of when I stareted to rince,
must have looked like I'd been attacked with a chainsaw
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)

dramatic

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

Aw man! everyone will say I've copied you when I get mine done.

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I heard you say it first
he's the copy cat!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Thanks : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Nah, you're on record as having the idea first.
I just had a spontaneous moment of boredom while you were planning.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:40, Reply)

Fantasy fans?
http://screenrant.com/fantasy-novels-tv-show-series-mcrid-120193/?utm_source=scribol&utm_medium=referral&utm_campaign=scribol

Discuss...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Scrotum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

it'd save reading through some of those long, turgid books
and save time for the good ones.

I mean Feist, FFS
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Someone tell me how to fucking cool down.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

cold water to your pulse points

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Yeah. Stick your temporal artery under a tap.
You'll look well cool then.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)

I was going more for 'wrists and throat'
but sure, go for it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Chill, man.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Put your thumbs up and say 'ayaaah' before tapping the side of a jukebox so your favourite song starts.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)

When I was with someone earlier
I went "I'm ridiculously hot. The weather's nice, too". She didn't get it. I want to lie in bed and watch Arrested Development but I'll melt in there.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:25, Reply)

it's not that hot here
but it's been bright in the day time, that or I'm not used to being outside.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Put your feet in cold water
if your feet are cold, the rest of you will follow
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)

people always say to wear a hat when you're cold
so putting your head in cold water should do the trick
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

or run through the sprinklers
so you're cool, and your wet clothes will continue to cool you off
Sleep on plastic sheets
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

K! my tattoo is itchy
and there's little bits coming off. Is that a good thing?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

good, no, normal yes
don't pick it or scratch it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:56, Reply)

i've been dutifully not picking it
I thought you didn't have one?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

I don't have a womb either
But I'm aware bleeding once a month is normal.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)

bleedin' moths!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)

If you are bleeding moths you have a problem.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:08, Reply)

gorram ninjas!
but the imagery is great
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)

for you maybe
The idea of a woman bleeding moths from her clunge is not one I'm fond of.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)

I think they are red moths which fly from her
and swarm around her and then she gets to fly off with them.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:18, Reply)

God I wish I lived in your world.
it sounds nice there.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)

OK, darker
A thousand mouths chew from the inside out and dark wings fly from her in a dark, destructive cloud. They crawl on her skin up her body and over her mouth and nose, stopping her breathing, and into her eyes where they feast on the soft, delicious eyeball meat
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)

I've changed my mind.
that's not so nice. *sadface*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:33, Reply)

gotta keep the balance...

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:37, Reply)

I don't like balance
if it means nastiness. I like fluffy kitums. I think 'm getting old.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)

lame
I hope I don't turn into that in a year and 2 days
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:43, Reply)

sure you'll be fine.
I'm not that nice really, I have my dark phases, but i'm liking the light ones better.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:47, Reply)

ok - mild diversion
I'm in the middle of an idea happening.

What scenes do you remember from classic sci fi books - imagery here more than anything, like mise on scene kind of thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:50, Reply)

hmm, often words more than images.
the chair from Use of weapons, that's an image...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:53, Reply)

OK, I like where this is going
any others? It's pretty much how the words write the pictures, you know, those images that are in your head from the book.

OK, perhaps from film, too. Maybe just other stories, fantasy, kids stories. Hmm, wittering now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:56, Reply)

OK, i'll see what I can do then off to bed.
The cloths Case wears in Neuromancer and the cheap reproductiojn weapons he buy early on.

The taste of Mike at the end of Stranger in a strange land (they eat him but in a nice way)

the boy coming out of the makeshift cell in The Dispossessed

Luis debating the etiquete od a challenge with a Kzin in ring world.

films is harder, not many good ones. The dog bursting in alien 3

Helen mirren counting down in russian in 2010

rivers fight scene in serenity, oh god this.

sorry going to bed now, if you want more i'm happy to help, gaz me or fb me and i'll get to it, but i'll be away again tomorrow, so not on here much as i'll only have my phone. fuckit this sounds interesting i'll gaz you my email in case it helps I think i want to here more about this project.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:13, Reply)

yeah, it's normal
I put a fuck ton of cocoa butter lotion on my last one, it's the best looking one so far, and the lady said it was the worst spot to get one
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

i've put lots of moisturiser and nappy rash cream on it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 2 Aug 2011, 23:07, Reply)

Jugs of Joy
time for bed.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 0:14, Reply)