An ex-employee's girlfriend is the stylist in question.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:23, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

In my book that counts as hearsay
but as it's about Kate Moss, a totally vapid bint who has no business being a model with that face, I'm happy to not only believe but distribute said story
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

You're a wrong'un

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

No he's quite right.
She really is a proper troll of a woman.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Afraid I'll have to disagree on that

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)

and me
she is about number 3 on my "would sell soul to look like for a day" list
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)

There's too many people on that list for me

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

She looks like a cross between a cat
and Cletus the yokel.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

This is the best description of her I've ever heard
I can understand why Swipe would want to look like her though.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

Really? I can't.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I'm being mean to Swipe
in return for saying I look like Chompy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)

Ah right, gotcha.

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

You can keep your soul
just take up smoking and smack and you'll be there in 6 months or so. Although you'll probably need setting on fire and putting out with the ugly bat, too, come to think of it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I've basically stated here that Rswipe is considerably more attractive than Kate Moss
and she hasn't even noticed. Stop the Internet, ladies and gentlemen, I think I've won!
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

haha i just saw this
i am too busy preening myself right now to think of a witty riposte...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

She's horrendous
I wouldn't touch her with Monty's
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)

Isn't it peculiar, the difference between what men find attractive
and what women find attractive? No wonder women all think they're fat and ugly.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Good point
Between her and Naomi Campbell it's amazing that fashion houses didn't shun Britain altogether
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)

Mind you, quite a lot of women actually are fat and ugly.
I'm talking of the roughly 10% of women who are actually quite attractive, but don't think they are.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)

I wouldn't touch her with yours
and Kroney pushing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I can categorically state, that were I ever in the position
of being in the same room as one man grasping anothers penis, I would not be doing any pushing of any description.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)

it's more meant to be just you and Darth
The introduction of you absolves me of even having to be in the room with the awful bint.

Although I can see how the description might be misconstrued.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)

I am finding this sub thread
extremely distressing.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)