I broke a glass with my penis,
knocked it off my desk while coming into my room. I managed to wedge my shoe behind the door so had to sort of squeeze through after having a shower.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

then you broke the glass with the floor, you tool.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Context stops it being funny.
I'm sticking with broke a glass with my schlong.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:52, Reply)

BONGLE

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I was hoping that it had emitted a high-frequency sound which shattered the glass.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:53, Reply)

that was my first thought

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:56, Reply)

a skin flute, if you will?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

he broke the glass with the tool, you floor.

( WormuIus, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 11:59, Reply)

now you're thinking about his tool?
how sick and wrong are you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)

In case of emergency, break glass with tool.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 3 Aug 2011, 12:05, Reply)