*YAWNS*
Tell us more about your job, your HOT new boyfriend, what you've spent all your enormous wages on and how great you are. It all sounds terribly interesting and you never ever boast or bleat on endlessly about yourself, you're such an enigma.

*waits with cock in hand*
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:20, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

ooh, MIAOW.
(that's also the sound that a living cat makes, btw)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)

Oh wait, is this the guy whose jizz made you nearly puke?

( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)

ha, no!
this is some twat who was dumb enough to buy a house on a really busy road and THEN buy a cat and THEN let it out. THEN the retard wondered why the poor bastard got squashed, probably traumatising the driver too. THEN he came on here and bored everyone with pictures of the damn thing and THEN he was rude to gonz when gonz asked him very politely to link to his online shrine instead of thrusting it in everyone else's faces.

although i am sure his jizz would also be highly puke-able.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)

Oh right
this one just seems to carry the frisson of a man with a score to settle.
( Kroney, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)

nah
i remember this one yammering on about kids. it won't have had a blowjob in about 15 years.

hopefully he is a damn sight better at keeping said kids off the busy main road though, the irresponsible prick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)