OK
you know lapdogs were used by posh ladies in the olden days to draw away fleas from their minges. That's how they got their name.

I imagine this means laptop computers draw viruses away from same
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:49, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

How very dare you?!
As if I would have anything so unsavoury near my minge.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

so only sausage rolls
then?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

that took me a minute....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)

it must have
I imagine the flaky pastry goes everywhere
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)

so where's everyone hiding?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

no idea
perhaps they were just basking in the wonder that was my fish joke which I in no way forced onto everyone.

That or watching bill and ted
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)

How far back do I have to spaz?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)

I'll link
although it is TOTALLY worth the effort
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1306061
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

wow.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)

I no, rite?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I'min awe.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

I just asked my friend on an IM
and I think he's actually giving it a lot of thought
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)