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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do dod doododoododooooooo
it's time for Cavy's Interesting Facts.

When a boy guinea pig wants to impress a girl guinea pig he circles her, swaying from side to side and purring in a low sexy voice.

This is called...wait for it.... THE RUMBLESTRUT!

1)Would this work on humans?
2)Would this specifically work on man humans?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:51, 245 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It got Heather Mills twenty million quid.
Go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)
ZING!
I like this!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
Evening Sporty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
POTD
and I'm saying that as yesterdays winner.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
perhaps
but Roota said I had POTM. I think that means I can kick all your arses
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I got a post of the week from Roota.
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1301488
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)
is it a thing where people actually save their
posts when someone says POTD?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
No it's not Captain.
Mine was a mere 'popular page' away.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)
What comment got you POTD yesterday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:05, Reply)
NakedApe - wife sent picture - tiny arms - thalidomide
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1303482#post1303509
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
hahahahaha
POYD
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
Given Roota's clear POTX inflation
Stunned is the new gold standard
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I have yet to figure out how to catch a man, but I'm thinking this probably won't work.
Rohypnol is probably better.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:55, Reply)
but it's called the Rumblestrut
like some kind of 60s dance craze. There's a weasel war dance, too, but that's a thing weasels do
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
but weasels rock
They're like the cool rock kids that ferrets want to be.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
stoatally

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I know what you mink

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)
that's weaselly the worst pun here

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
It must(elidae) be

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
OH YEAH
I think I won this one with that tac-nuke from The Bumper Book of God-Awful Puns
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
it was pretty obscure, I had to do some googling
and even then google suggested a different word
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
I thought everyone was familiar with the taxonomy
/secretly worries he's got his wires crossed and its something else
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Cake and boobies.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)
evening blousie
another good day, then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Boring and hot and the printer fucked me about again but I got through it.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
printers are cunts

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Innit.
I would say that 80% of my stress at work is brought about by printers.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
I used to be a printer
I was a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)
I stuck my dick in a printer once
she was quite pretty but a bit dull, especially since I had no interest in embossed business cards.

Edit: It wasn't Cavy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
You've clearly taken the wrong tone(r) with the printer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)
You're not the emboss of me

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:15, Reply)
FTW!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
: D

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
Here's a fun/rubbish celebrity fact.
For dinner tonight we had mackerel and various other fish caught for our family by the leader of a well known British political party. We're moving up in the world.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)
Nick Griffin?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)
I knew that would happen.
Alas, no. He is right wing though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:01, Reply)
HItler?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)
If Hitler caught my dinner I wouldn't be on here talking about it, I'd be on the phone to every newspaper in the world.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:04, Reply)
ALEX SALMONd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:08, Reply)
haha!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:11, Reply)
Goognight Vegas, I love you all xxx

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)
don't forget to hit your waitress

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Hey Barry.
Did you know that Swindon Town are the only professional football club without any letters from the word Mackerel in it*!

*May not be the case anymore, what with recent promotions and stuff, but it was FACT for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
Bizarrely I did know that
because the other day I was trying to remember the 5th team that starts and ends with the same letter and ended up on a football trivia site.

Ironically I was blanking on Aston Villa.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
There are 3 fish which start and end with the letter K

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:12, Reply)
can anyone name them?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Kayak is not a fish
if you catch one you're not allowed to roast the innards.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
oops

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
So you can't have your kayak and heat it.
*Understood*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I hate myself for smirking at this.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
Sorry Noel.
I feel bad for you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)
I cannot BELIEVE I set you up for that and didn't realise

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
I was just doing you a favour. I assumed that was the whole point!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:23, Reply)
I was going for Cavy mistaking a kayak for a fish
and eating a kayaker. Because the only word I could think of that starts and ends with K is Kayak.

And now kapok, which is the filling in parkas.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
shall I give you the first one?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)

the first
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:22, Reply)
hmpph
No one is playing my game

the first one is Killer Shark
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
The second one is Kwik Save Haddock
(this worked better in the 90s)
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:27, Reply)
The third one is
kilmarnak
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
That's not a fish!
I may be setting you up here, apparently it's my night for it
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
....
it's a.....PLAICE IN SCOTLAND!

I'm so damn funny
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
BADUMTISH

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
do I win
'most laboured joke of the evening' award?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
the night is still young
I'm drinking and Jeff's in, so let's not count our chickens, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
That's cheating a bit though.
Whilst Killer is a name it's also an adjective, which could muddy the rules a bit. You could have Lonely Eel or the Needy Dolphin.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
they don't start or end in K

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Sorry my mind was elsewhere, ignore me.
I was thinking of the football one where they start and end with the same letter.

I'm busy tweeting Nigel Farage about how I ate the mackerel him and his brother caught this morning. Hope I freak him out a bit.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Yay! A side thread where the last post isn't mine!
...oh shit.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
Easily done though Lighty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I did not know that.
I don't know much about football trivia or facts because other than Fulham I don't really give a monkeys. Bit weird eh.

It was Nigel Farage, by the way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)
I thought he'd have preferred something 'plane'

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:14, Reply)
I cannot put into words how difficult it was to say something like that.
His brother was there, my mind was going into overload with puns.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:16, Reply)
Glad you didn't.
You'd have only 'crashed and burned'
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:17, Reply)
The most difficult thing was not saying 'your brother's a knobhead'.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)
Could have been more difficult.
You could have been having dinner with Phil Neville. Then you'd have been in real trouble.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
When impressing a man, do not be yourself.
They hate that.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:09, Reply)
I've noticed :(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

a man

Unless you're inherently impressive - "Yes, I had to leave the SAS as I was making the rest of them feel inadequate" or "All I did was smile at him and he grunted, clutched his groin and hobbled off" - it's best to do an acting job.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
Screw that, you've impressed me a good four or five times and I'm pretty sure you were being yourself then.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
I was being funny : )

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:20, Reply)
At least three times ;)

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
no, she's a bitch when there aren't boys around

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I'm coming round to this idea

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
I was actually joking.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
Even though you were, I'd still like to add that trying to "impress" a man is possibly where you're going wrong.
We're horribly shallow, you lot shouldn't have to try.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
I've just read this through and would like to add that it's supposed to be a compliment.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)
Haha! and that is how I took it.
Fanku!!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:33, Reply)
Many a truth is said in jest
/LARP proverbs.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
you should all see this too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=--6ty7_Hm78

best bit is at 34 seconds
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:19, Reply)
refusing to make eye contact
that's one autistic capybara.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
I've been pimping this to my chums today:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qDMXkPfxjOc
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:21, Reply)
is that real?
I just got to the bit in Bill and ted where they play battleships with death
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
Best three out of five?
/favourite death ever
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)
It's just like transformers.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:25, Reply)
when I first heard they were doing this
I seriously wondered if it was a bet gone wrong or something.

Now I'm sure.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)
I hate to say it Lighty, but I think it looks absolutely fucking excellent.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)
you are headwrong

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:30, Reply)
*puffs out chest*
*puts hands on hips*
*looks to one side*
*squints*
*beams*
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
IT'S BASED ON THE BATTLESHIP BOARDGAME
Yes, modern naval vessels versus an alien spaceship is a cool concept, as seen in A Hymn Before Battle. But it's like basing a film on fucking Chequers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
"Based" is a bit strong.
There was one single half-second hint of that in the trailer. How much of the film do you think will be two guys sitting either side of a board going

"H3?"
"Miss. A2?"
"Hit."
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
I hope for most of it.
And it ends with, 'You've sunk my battleship!'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VXkVZ0rloio
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HkZeUa53Jyg
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
Have the longer version!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3gFIDiBq0E

Sorry Death, it was Professor Plum!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
*goes to torrent those two movies for kiddo*

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
*air guitars!*

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)
bogus journey has not aged as well as you might think
still fun, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)
No way?
WAY!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
station

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
OMG!
He just used spray paint in a non ventilated area!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
I like the climax
for a film FOR stoners ABOUT stoners the duelling time travel bit where each side says what they travelled back from the future to do to thwart the other is genius.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:54, Reply)
you may be a king
or a little street sweeper
but sooner or later
you dance with the reaper
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
now watching "God gave rock and roll to you"
cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I'm watching Elektra on Film four.
It's fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
You might like this instead:
Improves as it goes along.
soundcloud.com/knick/bro-safari-back-to-skool
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Needs moar cowbell!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
and making references to bill and ted

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
DING DING DING DING DING!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
My dad's just said to me "Look at Kelly Osbourne. Think of the lifestyle you could be living if you'd lose weight and quit smoking"
I didn't realise that would make me an INSTA-CELEBRITY with fuck loads of money and time to waste, with boys falling at my feet.
Prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:32, Reply)
Maybe point out to your father than you could be enjoying that lifestyle, if he was a washed up smackhead from Birmingham,

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
He IS a washed up smackhead. But he never joined a band.
I should point out HIS faults, see how he likes it *huffs*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
Is this the same guy who, I think I read earlier on, suggested you should shoot your friend in case she decides to shoot you first?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:34, Reply)
Fair point.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:39, Reply)
Besides it's not worth it
if you have to be Kelly Osborne
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)
This ^
K and her old man, having a sing song.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6i1ywioIm0
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
she looks like a fangbanger there
my mate matt had her cd back in the day and he would rock out to it and get mad when I said it was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)

c V
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Isn't Kelly Osbourne an ex addict?
Yeah! cool role model dad.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
hey K! My mugs are clean
thanks to you and bleach!

your dad's fucked up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)
Bleach?
Your dirt is white.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:38, Reply)
good enough for me

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)
Hurrah!
This makes me feel awesome and helpful.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
Would I be out of order to suggest that your dad is a bit of a dick?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)
No, he is. I'm just thinking he should've said something twenty years ago instead of stuffing me full of pies and then telling me to change my lifestyle.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)
Hahaha.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:46, Reply)
Are you going to see your friend tonight?
Despite the obviously well-founded warnings your dad has given you?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:47, Reply)
I took chomp's advice and asked if she was going to shoot me.
She said ummmmm.....no lol

I figure there's no way I can dodge a bullet, but she has CP so I can probably wrestle a gun from her by knocking her over if I need to.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:49, Reply)
Wayhey for contingency plans

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
her friend has those

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:55, Reply)
You're rather sharp at the moment.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
chateauneuf du pape
8.50 a bottle cos a local place is going dry. It's certainly hitting the spot.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
but yes, I was well pleased that I spotted that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
That's a great price for a delightful drop.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)
I'm pretty sure I've said this before but............
YOU HAVE SHIT FRIENDS.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:50, Reply)
Oh Beej, she can't help if she's got cerebral palsy, she was born with it.
Shame on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
*snort*

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
Woo! Lesbo pillow fight.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:51, Reply)
I can think of a fuck ton of women I'd rather.

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:53, Reply)
I understand.
You don't want your last lover to by your KILLER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
"Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry?"

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
You cum and go, you cum and go-oooh.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
aaaaaaaaaaand I'm going now!
Bye all, if I die, just know I've enjoyed your help in wasting my days at work, the wonderful advice and all the bullying a young girl's heart can hold xxxx

p.s. Al, you'd better fucking take care of my pup.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
Wuv u K.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)
Don't worry.
I'm ready to step up to the plate bowl if he fails.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)
I got eyed up by 'Boy' George in Camden Sainsbury's once.
Gaz me if you want my autograph.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
I heard he likes the pretty ones.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
He really did leer at me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
I'll bet you wasted no time in
Bow(ing) down Mister

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bwg7uyy9g2c
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
Spazzes are rubbish at pillow fights.
It's easily the worst thing about being a spaz.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:56, Reply)
Lesbians aren't that great at them either.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:01, Reply)
I've seen 'film' that suggests you are wrong here.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:02, Reply)
They were pretend lesbians Monty.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
I don't know what to believe now.
They seemed to be lesbians.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:05, Reply)
That's the power of a good film.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
and let's be honest
they weren't trying to "win" the pillow fight so much as look pretty and end up wrestling.

If they were they'd have slipped in a housebrick.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
I've seen films where they slipped in a breeze block.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
I like Doddodo.
I got my picture taken with her once. She's well mental.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:40, Reply)
I like that 'number' she did with rap-song practitioner 'M and M'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:59, Reply)
It was no Mc Miker G and DJ Sven effort.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Well it was never going to be that good.
I wonder if

a) they're still 'going' and
b) if they did an LP
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:10, Reply)
You're a bad person.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)
OOH
www.officialproducts.tv/section.php/88/1/misfits

*wants a community blowback hoodie*
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 21:58, Reply)
In God's name why, man?
An orange sweatshirt?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:04, Reply)
A T-Mobile one would be better.
*Will click on the link in a bit*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:06, Reply)
Misfits was a great show
thats why
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)
So was 'Stilgoe's On' but you won't find me getting a tattoo of that any time soon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
Didn't Richard also present 'Finders Keepers'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
Yes. What a smug git.
Almost 6 kilovippers on the Brandreth Scale.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Actually it was shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:13, Reply)
I'm wondering if I need to put shoes on to go to Sainsburys
I only need to walk on about 15 feet of pavement, the rest is indoors. Some of you must still be fairly sober, what do you reckon?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:09, Reply)
Put on your Ugg boots and PJ's.
Then you'll be dressed for Asda. You know the one, it's the store opposite the pub that put the sign up saying, 'No shoplifters please'.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)
No shoes and your great new orange 'Wildtrack' hoodie.
WATCH OUT LADIES.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
nah
barefoot is where it;s at
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)
I've compromised
on
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
urgh
those are freaky. NOthing should be between one's toes. See also flip flops
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
What about dog tongues?
Nobody can say no to a slobbery dog tongue between the toes. Mmmm. Dog tongue.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:20, Reply)
You know it!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
*retch*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:21, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Dogs retching between the toes is even better. Especially if it's that stringy yellow bile they do while they're dry heaving. Mmmm. Dog bile.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
*rossages*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:24, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:26, Reply)
They had a dog on 'That's Life' that said 'sausages'.
Bit of a specialist reference there I suppose.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:29, Reply)
One of the guys on my MA was responsible
for that dog making a single

/nearly as famous as Monty
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
Hahahahahah 'Anthony'
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4IMOSN0WYvg
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
telly was stupid in those days

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:32, Reply)
" 'e recognises me antie gladis"

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:33, Reply)
Unlike now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:34, Reply)
dogs saying sausages
on Thats Life
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:30, Reply)
I also enjoy those little lipsticks that some of them have.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:23, Reply)
I am sunburnt.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:14, Reply)

sun ur en
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
It's good
but you're going to have to try harder to pip Cavy to "Laboured Joke of the Day"
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:16, Reply)
Does Barry win 'UKIP joke of the day'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
you ugly, dead source of all evil

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:15, Reply)
Great seats, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:17, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:18, Reply)
"I'm shitting in a box coz I don't give a fuck"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpl5mOAXNl4&feature=player_embedded
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:41, Reply)
I would totally fall for someone who did me a rumblestrut!
In other news, evening all. It's bloody hot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:42, Reply)
evening
how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:45, Reply)
Bloody hot.
It could have something to do with the laptop on my ...er ...lap.

I should really take a cold shower and get off to bed. How are you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)
OK
you know lapdogs were used by posh ladies in the olden days to draw away fleas from their minges. That's how they got their name.

I imagine this means laptop computers draw viruses away from same
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:49, Reply)
How very dare you?!
As if I would have anything so unsavoury near my minge.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)
so only sausage rolls
then?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)
that took me a minute....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:54, Reply)
it must have
I imagine the flaky pastry goes everywhere
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:57, Reply)
so where's everyone hiding?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)
no idea
perhaps they were just basking in the wonder that was my fish joke which I in no way forced onto everyone.

That or watching bill and ted
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:00, Reply)
How far back do I have to spaz?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)
I'll link
although it is TOTALLY worth the effort
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1306061
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
wow.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:04, Reply)
I no, rite?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I'min awe.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
I just asked my friend on an IM
and I think he's actually giving it a lot of thought
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
I am ridiculously hot.
The weather's not bad either.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)
you made that joke yesterday
or at least you told us how it bombed with a pretty lady
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)
Maybe I have alzheimer's, I keep forgetting things.
But at least I don't have alzheimer's.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)
you're like a joke machine, baz

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
You can tell I'm one of those guys who's bloody mental, always up for a laugh.
My nickname is ledge and I don't drink cans of beer, I chug them.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:17, Reply)
oh dear
you sound like a 'character'
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)
On a related note this is the best Twitter account ever
twitter.com/fuckingledge

We ALL know someone like that.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:28, Reply)
not personally

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)
A colossal prick?

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:42, Reply)
evening

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)
Bonjourno.
This heat is going to kill me. How the hell does everyone cope?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:09, Reply)
open the window

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
I went to the beach yesterday. Swam in the ocean and everything.
DID almost lose my toes to frost bite though...
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)
swimming in the ocean
sounds far more exotic than swimming in the sea, but I imagine for your purposes/porpoises they are both about the same
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:24, Reply)
pretty much?
our beaches are at the Southern Ocean, yours are at the North Sea/Atlantic depending on where you go. But god almighty, after a cold winter they weren't very warm just yet!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)
I'm thinking about
having my hair cut and losing a couple of stone.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:10, Reply)
that's some heavy hair

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:12, Reply)
the two things may be mutually exclusive

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:15, Reply)
Depends.
If it was Swipe or Fiona Bruce, then putty. If it was Darth's missus, no potatoes.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:22, Reply)
Well, fuck this for a game of soldiers.
I'm off to bed. Try not to get into too much trouble without me.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)
*troubles*
night!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)
Yes, on very small domesticated rodent-like man humans.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 3 Aug 2011, 23:29, Reply)

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