It's part of the package she's getting, called love me tender or something equally lame
elvis walks her down the aisle, he sings 3 songs, she gets photos and a dvd of the ceremony
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:48, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

For some reason I find this really, really funny.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)

GNOPs with fish is always funny

( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)

ris?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

GNOPs
Where you shrink someones facial features and put them back on over there normal face. Believe it or not AA isn't actually that ugly. Raoul Moat was a real life GNOPS
( Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Ah, I see. And what does it stand for?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Nothing - it's SPONG in reverse.
... which is where you enlarge features on a face. Hence, spongmonkeys.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Ah.
And how the devil are you, old boy?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Been working too hard, should be a law against it or something.
I try to pop in here for the odd lurk now and again though ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Good lad.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)

You could offer to film the wedding night?
Seeing as she's your BFF, it has to be special. Either some service that will take pressure off her, or something particular to the two of you that will mean something every time she sees it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

I am not flying to vegas to watch her pork her new husband
I've seen it, not with him, but I've seen it, and I don't need to see it again
Granted, it'd be especically interesting since he's about 2ft taller than her
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)