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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Hello, I didn't die.
I'm sure you all were very concerned.
Turns out the bff is getting married.
Yay for her, but she surely could've texted that.

What would be a good wedding gift?

alt: Tell me your favorite article of clothing, mine is my shirt that says "It's T-Shirt Time".
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:14, 165 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
A gun.
Alt: I'm quite a fan of this t-shirt.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)
you are an ugly man

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)
that's not very nice

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)
the truth hurts

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)
you massive bully, he's not ugly

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)
he's no oil painting

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)
He's gorgeous!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)
There is a definite GNOPS going on there

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
That was the idea

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Greater New Orleans Pediatric Society?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)
Neads moar piss stains

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
He is - but sadly he's this one:

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)
Nice tits

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I've seen that before, I'm sure of it, isi t in the national portrate gallary?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
Is that Anne Of Cleves?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Yes he is, he's hideous and malformed.
His face looks like a cowpat with a nose and his breath reeks like the farts of an aged dromedary.

And he's a fucking wanker , to boot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I would've said bactrian

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I didn't even realise we'd met!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)
At least he isn't wearing womens clothes in that pic

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Certainly makes a change!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)
I've bought friends some original art before
they were very appreciative.

alt: possibly my green coat. It may be new leather jacket, but as I haven't worn it yet I can't say.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)
I have this Tshirt but I have only been brave enough to wear it twice

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)
My brother and I used to have matching 'Adolf Hitler European Tour 1939-45' shirts.
I was about ten.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)
My stepdad has that T-Shirt!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
They were great, with the tour dates with 'Russia - cancelled' etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Thats the one
He's about 6 stone heavier these days, I wonder if he still has it stashed somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)
A toaster.
Favourite article of clothing?

Either my Shit Skateboards top, my Paul Smith tie, my Vivienne Westwood t shirt, my black LRG jacket or my pinstripe & diamante trainers by DVS.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Alt: my Thee Hypnotics 'Half Man Half Boy' t shirt
It's 22 years old and, like me, has seen better days, but I love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)
The telephone number of a good divorce lawyer?
Alt: I would probably say my green frock coat. Also I have just purchased this understated shirt and absolutely love it. www.joebrowns.co.uk/sp+Mens-Shirts-Crazy-Crazy-Crazy-Crazy-Shirt+SH370
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Hahaha!
That is soooooo you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)
i am now blind

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)
Sorry, I forgot the sarc mark after the word 'understated'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)
That shirt is the stuff of nightmares.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)
It's magnificent is what it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I think its fucking brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)
You would, 'Helen Keller'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
I'll wear to whatever bash I next attend in London
especially for you.

*Kylie and Jasons*
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)
It's quite dark in there.
I should be OK as long as I don't look directly at it.

Head of Medusa lolz.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Sadly, I don't think I'll make it to your bash old bean.
Too much stuff going on at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
Ah mate, sorry to hear it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)
I am, however, down in \November for the Sisters gig.
And will probably make a weekend of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Then I shall not let you leave London without having a drink with me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Oh go on then, twist my arm...
I think I'm staying with Clenders. The gig's on a Sunday, so I'll probably travel down Saturday.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)
I might be going to Motorhead on the Saturday.
Support by Anti-Nowhere League and UK Subs!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
are Anti-nowhere League still around?
blimey.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Re-formed, like so many old bands....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)
you boring little cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
I might see you there
Mind, if you're wearing that shirt I'll hardly miss you.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
I might wear my Depeche Mode Violator t-shirt for the gig.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I would
and she wouldn't know who had
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
*fistbumps*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Holy fuck!
MY EYES! MY EYES!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
that's rather fab

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
It's definitely an opinion polariser, fo' sho'.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
They do some rather natty patchwork dresses too.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)
The missus has a few of those.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Glad you didn't die
now all you've got to worry about it is when she has that wedding-cake knife in her hand.

Alt: I like my grey jacket, and a particular black dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)
get this, right, they're getting married in Vegas
she's being walked down the aisle by Elvis
and there will be 2 bridal showers because the other two of her three best friends are pissed at eachother
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)
It just screams 'classy' from start to finish.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)
My mum and step dad got married by elvis
but it was her third wedding and he really didn't want a proper wedding just to be legally married so it suited them down to the ground
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Her family has been shit from the day she was born, her mother dropped her off at her grandparents 3 days after having her
her grandfather is dead, if he were alive she'd have a traditional wedding, but to be honest, this just suits her personality all the way
highfalutin gal that she is
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)
It sounds very planned out
when did they get engaged?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Well she had a new ring on a couple of weeks ago, but didn't say anything when I sort of asked about it
and last night she said it was because they hadn't ironed out the details
but what evs
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)
I have a plain black t-shirt that I'm very fond of.
Also this t-shirt which looks better than the pic.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOTAN-LETS-ROCK-AMPLIFIED-T-SHIRT-SMALL-NEW-FREE-P-P-/170535311946?pt=UK_Men_s_T_Shirts&hash=item27b4b25a4a
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)
That's very much 'my cup of tea'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)
Yes but my cup of tea has two lumps.
If you know what I mean.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I may have an inkling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)
My favourite bit of clothing is probably my full length, charcoal, Cashmere and wool trench coat
But I only wear it when its really cold so not very often
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)
15" black rubber dildo
Alt:

An old t-shirt with CHIEF embroidered into it. I was wearing it the day Elizabeth was born
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
make it a double ender
remember it's a couple present
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
good point

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
yay being alive
alt: My coat red coat with elephants on, or probably one of my hats. I like hats. Oh and I've a really lovely studded red vanbraces, they are pretty.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)
How do we know she didn't kill you and take your username eh??!?!?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
Alright DCI Roota, knock it off.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)
these are not the besties you are looking for

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I just had a job offer.
Obviously subject to references etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)
yay! well done

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)
That's a shit wedding present.
Or are you wearing the job offer? I don't understand.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Maybe now you'll FUCKING SHUT YOUR STUPID FACE about your job?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Depends.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)
On fucking what? You cocoa-shunter.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)
On the offer becoming unconditional.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Is is still in your area or might you be moving to the land of the indoor lavatory?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)
in Leeds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)
I like Leeds, it's a nice city.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I didn't know Leeds McDonalds was hiring.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)
It's just 'sanitation management operative' but within a year, fingers crossed, he'll be on 'tills'.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)

on in the
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)
well done you

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Striptease

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)
OK - done. Now what should I do?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
helicopter

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)
Helicopterpiss...?

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I only 'went' a few minutes ago but I think I can still rustle up a light sprinkling.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)
'crop spraying'

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Helicopter your nearest colleague

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)
I'm very glad you didn't die horribly.
You could offer to video the ceremony for her as a present?

Alt: at the moment, possibly my new black skirt. Or a dark blue top. But not both together.

Also, if I were made of money I would buy half the Pepperberry catalogue.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)
It's part of the package she's getting, called love me tender or something equally lame
elvis walks her down the aisle, he sings 3 songs, she gets photos and a dvd of the ceremony
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
For some reason I find this really, really funny.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
GNOPs with fish is always funny

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)
ris?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)
GNOPs
Where you shrink someones facial features and put them back on over there normal face. Believe it or not AA isn't actually that ugly. Raoul Moat was a real life GNOPS
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Ah, I see. And what does it stand for?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Nothing - it's SPONG in reverse.
... which is where you enlarge features on a face. Hence, spongmonkeys.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)
Ah.
And how the devil are you, old boy?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)
Been working too hard, should be a law against it or something.
I try to pop in here for the odd lurk now and again though ...
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)
Good lad.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
You could offer to film the wedding night?
Seeing as she's your BFF, it has to be special. Either some service that will take pressure off her, or something particular to the two of you that will mean something every time she sees it.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I am not flying to vegas to watch her pork her new husband
I've seen it, not with him, but I've seen it, and I don't need to see it again
Granted, it'd be especically interesting since he's about 2ft taller than her
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)
The problem with Pepperberry
is that for the price, you don't get the stuff you'd expect.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I know
but short of having a personal tailor (or learning to sew) I'm never going to get clothes that fit all my lumpy bits properly.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Fair enough
maybe I'm just an odd shape
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)
there's little else out there in the price range
cut for the slim larger-chested lady though.
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or the slightly tubby larger chested lady
It's like people aren't supposed to have disproportionately enormous boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)
How tall are you?
That might have something to do with the differing fit
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
only 5'5"
Not exactly dumpy, but not supermodel tall.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
About the same height as me then
just shows how weird bodies are I guess.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
are you thinking too short or too tall?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:17, Reply)
too short
I don't find the clothing very flattering. It fits round the top half, but seems to neglect the idea of any kind of waist
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:21, Reply)
can't fit everyone I guess.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)
then obviously the fuckers should choose to fit me
I'm not even an abnormal size
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:25, Reply)
Clearly
I dunno. Fits my missus pretty well but she's a fair bit taller than you.
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Or people who think there are tubbier than they actually are...
nah, the "different levels of curvyness" thing seems to cover the range of body shapes for the epically-zeppelined young lady quite well, IME.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)
Get them a copy of the Joey Deacon book.
It's certainly the best gift I've ever received.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
it's always so rewarding to find someone that's been through the same things you have.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
How famous was deacon? Whenever I mention
Him to real people they always ask "who?"
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)
I reckon 90% of British kids around when he was on TV knew him by name.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)
you have to be a certain age
I wasn't aware of him really, but my bro who is 36 is always calling people a joey
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:02, Reply)
You think how many times in a day someone belms.
Most of them have no idea that they're doing an impression of a real person.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)
I distinctly remember belming at people when I was at primary school
and I was born the year he was on tv
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)
I really like my pink polo shirt with the elongated collar that I like to "pop"

(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)
you just don't seem like the collar popping sort of bloke

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:56, Reply)

b3ta.com/search/posts?q=chompy+cunt
(PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)
he has you on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:09, Reply)
I'd like to own up to entry number 5, it's only fair

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:13, Reply)
Darth secretly fancies you.
That is the only inference I can draw from those search results.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
There does seem to be an undercurrent of sexual tension
doesn't there, Gonz?
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)
I have two kids of my own
yet some of you old cunts are older than my mum and step dad (48 and 46)

You're nearly dead you old fuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 13:57, Reply)
Jesus Christ, were they fucking in primary school?
My Dad is 60.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)
My mum was married at 17 and had all her children before she was 25
My step dad met my mum 15 years ago when he was 31 and still living at home with his mother. hahaha I'm 30 this year and my parents are still kids
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)
gross

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:19, Reply)
Bet she had a fanny like a burst badger after that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)
You are pretty young though...when I was your age 22 (?) my dad was 60

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)
My old boy's nearly 70.
My mother is 60. My dad is basically a nonce.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:23, Reply)
And so are you. Genetics innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
your dad is old

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:24, Reply)
He has a bus pass and everything
i don't think he'd been on a bus since he was a boy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:26, Reply)
Alt:
Oliver Spencer shakespeare jacket in red. Or the APC windbreaker I have, or a mint YMC t-shirt with a fish pattern on it. It sounds daft but it's amazing. Believe. There are also three hundred other items I could mention.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)
'Comedy' t-shirts are worse than Hitler
I hope this helps you all
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)
you shut your dirty mouth
I'm starting a t-shirt business and this will be my first NSFW
don't steal my idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:30, Reply)
People will lokk back on this period in time and wonder what the hell was going on with all the
shit comedy t-shirts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:31, Reply)
But you won't be around to agree with them

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Why ever not?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
15" black rubber...
My brogues; a shoe for all occasions
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:27, Reply)
Child molesting occasions.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:33, Reply)
Absolutely, the smooth leather soles leave no identifiable footprints in the sandpit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
Or the face.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:36, Reply)
A rack
Wine, gun, of lamb...all good.

Alt: My faded black cowboy-like shirt with popper buttons. I love popper buttons, great for fun sexeh shirt-ripping times without the need for post-coital sewing. Er, that sounds wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:35, Reply)
I need a black cowboy-like shirt
I only have checked ones in brown and associated colours
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)
Would you like me to search the internet for one for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:42, Reply)

uk.dungarees-online.com/lonestar-mens-cowboy-shirt-black.html?source=googleps
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
that is a beauty

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
Needs MOAR cowbell

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)

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