I've never met any of you, which serves me right for living oop north
Although me and DF have a lot in common, apart from the botting - I remain unconvinced by that. He is my only FB friend from here.

I'm sure I'd get on well with most of you, even the cunts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:14, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*FB friends fist-bumps*
Matter of time on the sodomy, my good man
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)

You'll need to buy me dinner first, dahling.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Naturally!
And a movie. That's traditional, right?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)

No danger mate
I've heard about your 'surprise' with the box of popcorn.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

Fucking toilet graffiti

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

It's difficult to keep on top of it, isn't it?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

I'm oop north but hate cricket.

( girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)

Nope
You're very much a southerner blousie, relatively speaking.

I'm waaaaay oop north.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)

Watford? Lincoln?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)

Just a bit further on from Lincoln.
Edinburgh.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

I have heard of Edinburgh.
That's proper North!!! Makes these geordies and yorkies look like amateurs.

Town centre flat for 35 grand, anyone?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)

In Edinburgh? You must be joking mate.
You could easily spend in excess of £500K on a flat in the city centre.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I'm kidding!
One of my colleagues has just moved back down from the land of the "sock", he was pleasantly surprised that his Edinburgh money was actually looking OK. In Brighton.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)

OIC!
Yeah, Edinburgh is one of the most expensive places to buy property in Britain. Obviously it's not as bad as it was, but it's still ridiculous in places.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)