Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
Friends (cue cheesy nineties theme music)How many B3tans do you consider friends? As opposed to internet acquaintances/cunts? Name and shame, see who feels the same about you, apologise profusely when those who slipped your mind throw a hefty.
Alt: best swearwords.
Alt alt: biggest cunt on B3ta. Met or otherwise. Met preferable, as long as juicy evidence comes attached.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:31, 162 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'm afraid I've never met any of you lotso I can't, really. There are few talkers that I don't mind the company of.
(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:32,
Reply)
OnePete'loaf but I've known him for many years before b3ta even existed. But I'd still fuck most of you and I'm sure that if given more time in the company of some of you a friendship would bloom. Vippers and Monty seem like my kind of people
(
Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:33,
Reply)
Quite a few, really.I met Legless before I signed up to b3ta. BGB, Clendrix, TGB, Wookiee, Labs, Boss Keloid, Chickenlady and PJM, among otheres, have all become irl mates.
(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:34,
Reply)
We're not friends DG.YOU ME AND TOURETTES ARE SOULMATES.
(
girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:44,
Reply)
None whatsoever. A more repellent bunch of Dr Wankenstains I have yet to encounter.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37,
Reply)
Not sending you any more care packages then you fucking old cunt(
Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:39,
Reply)
Yeah well FUCK OFF THEN.*takes shirt off*
CAM ON THEN!!!!!
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:51,
Reply)
Most are acquaintances probably only three or four I'd consider friends, even they aren't close friends, more "I'd see if they're up for a pint if I'm nearby" kinda people.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:37, Reply)
definitelyyour fawning over kitty falls right into this category.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:57,
Reply)
HahahahaWe should form a club with badges and a secret handshake and everything
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
i just can't help itit's because i know i'm on LOLIGNORE so it's like a free season ticket to be really really childish.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:11,
Reply)
Sufficient clickage would make sure he did see them eventuallyGet yourself some sockpuppets
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
hahabut i couldn't care less if he sees them or not, i am simply amusing myself.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:16,
Reply)
Quite a few, actually. A couple I knew in real life before we became b3tans, and a couple came out as b3tans after I'd known them a while in real lifeThose I've met have more or less all been offtopic types and/or qotw-from-back-when-it-was-worth-reading-and-there-was-no-/OT. There's probably a trend.
There have only been a few I've met and taken a dislike to.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
Well, quite. You were just the most frightful sort of bounder, after all. And a cad, I'll venture.(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:48, Reply)
And I slept with your girlfriend and all(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:49,
Reply)
better than sleeping with Noelthat fucker snores like a mofo
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:51,
Reply)
I think it was Noel anywayI can't remember who else was in the room. I'm fairly sure that Wookiee and Clendrix were kept awake all night by the same bastard.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:52,
Reply)
I've only ever met disasterprone and Labs and have had great times with bothOf everyone else, I'm sure I'd be great friends with B3th, AA, Bobby, Bella and Amberl. Basically anyone whose username begins with letters C-Z can fuck the fuck off.
EDIT (twice): except Sportscow, he's ace. And Apers, Reverend Fister, Cavy, BGB, Aber, Vipros, oh bollocks this was a bad idea
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:39, Reply)
*fucks right off*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:05,
Reply)
BGB and Chickenlady are lovely. Aber and the Supreme Crow are too.
Monty is a cunt. A cunty cunt. His mates are cool though.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:40, Reply)
Severala few of them I'd think of as being friends, rather than b3tan-friends now
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:42,
Reply)
rakky is awesomeamberl and berk are great at dealing with my men dilemmas - and great all over! - as is lampers. everyone who was at the july bash seemed really nice.
should've asked who is a cunt in real life........ that might have been more entertaining......
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:44,
Reply)
So far, I've not met any cunts IRL from on hereSo there's no gossip from me, I'm afraid!
In other words, I think I'm the cunt
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:58,
Reply)
Racky is awesome and I've only met her twice.The first time she had me in stiches.
(
girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:46,
Reply)
Wa-hey at mention obvs And Rakky was lovely. I need to stop getting very drunk at bashes
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:46,
Reply)
no nothis is to be encouraged.
did i make you down the fiery orange aftershock with me too? or was that delight reserved for berk and enzyme??
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:56,
Reply)
That stuff had a lot more promise in the bottlethan it actually delivered when consumed.
In other news, how are you my dear?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I don't think I did but I appear to have had some of everything else
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:04,
Reply)
would have been better to change the word'friends' for the word 'cunts' this would have made other posts a little more controversial
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:51,
Reply)
I've not been here long enough to count anyone as a friend and I've not met any of youAlthough rob replied to me on twitter once so he's my wife now.
EDIT: I can't remember who I was talking to about this but the B3ta fantasy football league has been set up, code is here..
www.b3ta.com/links/662429
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:44,
Reply)
Ah, it was you my good manRight, now just remember this is just a bit of fun, no need to go getting all competitive and the like.
*fails to keep a straight face*
(
Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:26,
Reply)
A few.Wet Ham Man, Spanky, FuckOffBert, Bert, SpamJavelin, Titwank, DrMengele... I could go on.
Those are my main OG nig-nogs.
(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:44,
Reply)
I don't dislikeanyone I've met. At least not strongly enough to order an assassination.
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:45,
Reply)
you wouldn't order itbut you'd strongly suggest it?
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:45,
Reply)
well yeah - you knowdrop hints around people you know with the contacts
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:46,
Reply)
none of them have been cuntssome have been a bit odd.
like Ol' Murder Eyes
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:52,
Reply)
I think Rory is fucking great.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:52,
Reply)
I love everyone hereapart from the shitcunts obviously
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:58,
Reply)
FLYING TENS!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111111111(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:07,
Reply)
Alt alt: The strongest feelings I have encounteredhave been dislike. There are a few people that I've decided aren't really worth the trouble.
No fence sitting for me.
(
Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:52,
Reply)
Same as SC really, not met anyone so none but I am fond of a few of you and fully intend to meet them at some point. I totally failed at being tattooed today, after a 3 day bender in woolacombe I was fucked this morning and wimped out after an hour with literally an inch and a half left to do. EPIC FAIL.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:53,
Reply)
lamer! having tats is EASY!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:54,
Reply)
hahaha, all healed nicely? or still scabby?it was horrendous, he said he was having trouble getting the ink in and I was bleeding loads more than usual. I could feel it in my heart it was fucking nasty.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:56,
Reply)
eughthere are little bits coming off it now, but I think it's almost healed. How come it's bleeding, I don't think mine did
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:57,
Reply)
thin blood from alcohol(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:59,
Reply)
whilst he was doing it, he said it was heavier than last time. The blood flow, not me!I am just a bit hungover but fuck me it made a difference.
(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:59,
Reply)
It totally would have doneduring the tattoo. Didn't he keep wiping and stopping? blood and excess ink. if you don't bleed during you have no blood. Bleeding afterwards too much is bad.
(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:08,
Reply)
I assumed it was all ink(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:26,
Reply)
nah, some blood(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:29,
Reply)
that'll explain why I went woozyI found out when I gave blood that it turns out I need it all
(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:33,
Reply)
I'm quite good friends with Wanderlust.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:56,
Reply)
Yes, that stomach of yours needs shifting.The rest of you she really likes.
(
girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:02,
Reply)
she said that you repulse herI got on famously with Lusty. Possibly because she was the only one who wanted a reefer before we went down the battlecruiser.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:58,
Reply)
also, she loves beardsI have an amusing memory of her rubbing her hands in glee after coming back from the bar and TGB telling her that I'd allowed her to touch my beard.
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:00,
Reply)
I'm not giving you eitheryou disgusting arse-bandit
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:04,
Reply)
Your chat-up technique needs a little refinement, old boy.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:13,
Reply)
Lusty's lovelythis is a fact
(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:07,
Reply)
Absolutely not. HIS weight.
Exacerbated by Lustyburgers. Which aren't quite as good as Dalesteaks.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
DG, tourettes, Aber, Comrade Quixote, Noel.I'd die for them.
Well not actually die for them but if they were really ill, I'd clean up their vomit.
(
girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:57,
Reply)
I don't care who would die for meI'm interested in who would kill for me, though.
(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:07,
Reply)
I bet you it isn't.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:18,
Reply)
There are loads on here who I consider 'friend', a few I consider 'worst enemies in the world ever', and some are 'lovers to be'.And there are a few who I consider 'family', like Mighty Badger.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:57,
Reply)
*thunderours fives*I'd actually forgotten that you were more here these days, I was considering you one of the /talkers that I'd met.
(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:07,
Reply)
I think when we did meet, I was a talker, but not anymore.I prefer it here, there is actual conversation, rather than Mono/Wombat/Baldmonkey with their actual real life mental attention seeking disorders. It's like a creche for attention seeking men-children these days, there are still lots of good people there, but those twats get adjitated if they're not the topic of conversation, and to tell you the truth, they're dull talking points that don't even compare to generic food threads.
(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:35,
Reply)
At least you managed to leave your room to get onto that desert island in the first placeWhich is further than the rest of us have managed to venture...
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Not reallyHe's created a desert island around his computer. It consists of crumpled-up Kleenex. The "ocean" around it is urine and effluence.
Parenthood does terrible things to people.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
can I just say I quite love BGB, Al, Gonz and MontyI mean I love you all, but I love them especially, even if we don't talk IRL
I quite like Chomp too.
And Darth. But he hates me now. *sobs*
(
Lisette von Falcon, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 14:59,
Reply)
b3ta.turb0t.net/questions/offtopic/post1307135
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:01,
Reply)
I don't hate you, girlI just want to save you while there's still something left to save
It occurs that if you don't like Rise Against this is going to look really weird
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)
I've never met any of you, which serves me right for living oop northAlthough me and DF have a lot in common, apart from the botting - I remain unconvinced by that. He is my only FB friend from here.
I'm sure I'd get on well with most of you, even the cunts.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:14, Reply)
No danger mateI've heard about your 'surprise' with the box of popcorn.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
NopeYou're very much a southerner blousie, relatively speaking.
I'm waaaaay oop north.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
I have heard of Edinburgh. That's proper North!!! Makes these geordies and yorkies look like amateurs.
Town centre flat for 35 grand, anyone?
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:35, Reply)
In Edinburgh? You must be joking mate.You could easily spend in excess of £500K on a flat in the city centre.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:40, Reply)
I'm kidding! One of my colleagues has just moved back down from the land of the "sock", he was pleasantly surprised that his Edinburgh money was actually looking OK. In Brighton.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
OIC!Yeah, Edinburgh is one of the most expensive places to buy property in Britain. Obviously it's not as bad as it was, but it's still ridiculous in places.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
This is just one big popularity compo. It's like being back at school again!
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I suspect few people here were(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:28,
Reply)
I was. No really I was. I never used to go home and cry every night because the cool geeks wouldn't talk to me.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
To be honest I didn't have the awesome knockers that I do now.This may be a factor.
(
girlinthehole, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:30,
Reply)
I have first pick? Right.....I'll have Kroney.
You're first up for the soggy biscuit game.
(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
The best swearwords are the made up swearwordsBiggest B3ta cunt is between TGB's legs.
Noel is one of my favourite b3ta types because he gave me a lift to the Cornwall bash.
(
Peej, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:21,
Reply)
I've said it beforebut Noel is one of the nicest people I've ever met
(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:27,
Reply)
you're just bitter because everyone thinks you are a cunt(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:33,
Reply)
That doesn't make me bitter, I don't mind being thought of as a cunt.My bitterness stems from everybody else being cunts.
(
Kroney, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:34,
Reply)
Except, perhaps, with that 15" black rubber cock he loves so much...(, Thu 4 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »