It would not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

What would you have on them then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

On cheese scones?
A fairly thick spreading of butter and nothing else. If you eat them like this when they are still warm from the oven you have a delightful little snack on your hands.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

this is why OT is in such a fucking moribund state.
Nobody has said that scone is the fastest cake in the world.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

There is a reason for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

also, why the fuck are scones being discussed?
I'm boycotting the scone chat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

The reason is either
a) that it is, in fact, the fastest bread in the world or
b) that it is s joke so lame Jeff turned it down
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

a bread which has starved itself?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

nice ninja editing.
You missed one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I haven't missed you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

There are more rounds in the magazine
Keep trying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

You have a strange interpretation of 'boycotting the scone chat'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

it's because I love you too much to stay away.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Hmm, that sounds rather good...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)