Hello my lovelies!
Morning has broken, like the first morning
Blackbird has spoken, like the first bird
Praise for the singing, praise for the morning
Praise for the springing fresh from the word

Don't know why I'm in a good mood but I am. Make use of it how you will.

What do I have to do to get you lot as content as me today?
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:04, 200 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Oh I'm pretty fucking content Blousie.
I had so much fun at dance class today. I actually don't suck! I had so much fun and my cheeks are hurting from smiling again.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:11, Reply)

Haha! You got riddim Poppet.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:12, Reply)

Damn right I got riddim.
I was inadvertedly cast as the "Follow" demonstrator today.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:14, Reply)

I'm content because I'm on holiday next week
Some loafing around, some working on the flat.

I can stay up till gone 11pm and generally fart around without any comeback. Bliss.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:23, Reply)

gotta love those days.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:23, Reply)

I'll be glad to get back to work the following week though.
Too much freedom is bad for me.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:26, Reply)

I'm already in a fucking great mood
Did something last night I've not done in a very long time, and I feel great because of it. Alright, it's not that interesting, I only pulled, but it's been quite a while since I've done that!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:27, Reply)

Well done that man
I hope you skipped to work whilst heading footballs and throwing the thumbs-up to all and sundry. A heel click would've been good too.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:33, Reply)

No,
he let himself out of the gentleman's house at 5 this morning, still groggy from the amyl nitrate, and made the long, lonely walk of shame to sit outside the VD clinic until it opened, sobbing, and desperately trying to stop his innards from slithering out of his ruptured anus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:42, Reply)

*claps*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:44, Reply)

*the clap*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:49, Reply)

Mainly just walked round with a stupid grin on my face!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)

Well done that AA

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)

The twelve labours of Heracles would a pleasant stroll in the park
next to the task you have set yourself this morning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:31, Reply)

I see you favour the greek over the roman.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:32, Reply)

What are you trying to say, eh? EH?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:32, Reply)

That you prefer greek culture over roman.
And all the platonic bumming that entails.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:34, Reply)

lol
Bumming and 'entails'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:36, Reply)

*tickles under chin*

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:32, Reply)

You can tickle under my chin until the mountains fall into the sea,
I cannot see contentment being something I experience ever again in my life. That's for 'other people', I fear.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:35, Reply)

I'll let you spunk on my tits.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)

OK I've cheered up a bit now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Woo!

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I would be content but I fear an assault on my musical choices from Mr Boyce.
No doubt every album I listed is 'fucking shit'.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:34, Reply)

The Stooges 1st LP is excellent.
Odd that you chose Return of the Boom Bap over, say, Criminal Minded. Odd, and stupid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:36, Reply)

I fucking knew it.
You plum.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)

I think you'll find the words are:
morning has broken, stick it together,
blackbird has spoken, tie up his beak.

also: I'm in a good mood, and I've managed to get myself out of bed and into work early for the second day in a row. My new regime is working.

I've also managed a lot of good nights sleep without smoking spliffs first in the last couple of weeks.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:37, Reply)

I like blackbirds.
Speaking of birds. There's a pair of crows making a nest for them to have crow-babies. Supreme Crow will have more family soon!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)

I APPROVE OF THIS
Coming from a relatively small family, as I do...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

I am in a fucking cracking mood today for some reason
I think I must have slept well. On the way to work, "Size of a cow" by the Wonder Stuff popped up on my iPod too, which was excellent!

We have had a delivery of swiss roll and cheese scones at work and I have a large cup of filter coffee. Right, work time! YEAH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:53, Reply)

I've never understood the attraction of cheese scones.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

proper cheese scones made by your mummy are the best.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Or Clendrix.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

AA, they are FREE cheese scones
Good with a cup of coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

Can't stand coffee, I'm afraid!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Normally I'd say FUCK OFF THEN
but I'm in a good mood so I'll just say that it leaves more scone/coffee for me
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Tea is far superior.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

They're nicer than plain ones.
They have cheese in them, you see.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

SCIENCE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

I agree on cheese improving most things
But I like my scones piled high with jam and cream, and it just wouldn't be right, surely?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

It would not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

What would you have on them then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

On cheese scones?
A fairly thick spreading of butter and nothing else. If you eat them like this when they are still warm from the oven you have a delightful little snack on your hands.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

this is why OT is in such a fucking moribund state.
Nobody has said that scone is the fastest cake in the world.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

There is a reason for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

also, why the fuck are scones being discussed?
I'm boycotting the scone chat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

The reason is either
a) that it is, in fact, the fastest bread in the world or
b) that it is s joke so lame Jeff turned it down
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

a bread which has starved itself?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

nice ninja editing.
You missed one.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I haven't missed you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

There are more rounds in the magazine
Keep trying
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

You have a strange interpretation of 'boycotting the scone chat'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

it's because I love you too much to stay away.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Hmm, that sounds rather good...

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

I've made feta, sundried tomato and olive scones which are nice.

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Oh lordy!
They sound excellent!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

They will be when I've mastered them.
They can be a bit dense.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Dense scone is still scone

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I saw The Wonder Stuff supporting Zodiac Mindwarp and The Love Reaction at Southampton Guildhall.
Unfortunately, they were Fucking Shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

Their drummer died a few years ago.
That was good.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

I just like that song
Happy and about cows - what's not to like?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

1. It's 'happy'
2. It's about cows, which is just fucking stupid

Hope this helps x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

K THX BI X

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:02, Reply)

Isnt Happy
a Neds Atomic Dustbin track?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

I wish you were a music journo.
It would be hilarious.
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

I wouldn't get a lot of work.
Record labels tend to prefer it if you praise their products.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

start a montyblog.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:04, Reply)

Monty Sewell

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:06, Reply)

Monty the mad, moaning, music hater.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Surely misanthrope
would make the alliteration superb
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I woke up to hear one of my favourite tracks this morning, and was enjoying it for about 10 seconds
Before I realised it was my ringtone, and someone was ringing me. I was quite disappointed to answer it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:00, Reply)

Some people use a song they like as their alarm.
Talk about a quick way to go off something.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Never my alarm
I've learned from that lesson.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Kill me.
I do not want to go to work today and they won't take anything less than death as a excuse for not showing up.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

Kill someone then.
SORTED.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Get taken hostage in a bank robbery
All you need is someone so desperate for money as to perpetrate the act with ties to shady characters who have access to guns
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:14, Reply)

*ponders*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:17, Reply)

I know, it's hard to imagine any of us would be so direputable as to mingle with such a character

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:20, Reply)

I saw this film once right, and it was about two guys in collage. They had a spare room in their doormatry and was doing lots of weed so fucked up their exams.
They went to the libary and found out that if their flatmate commits suicide or dies, then they get free top marks for the entire year, despite their current academic achievement. So they go around trying to find the most suicidle person. It's a really good film, but I was thinking with your job, if you come home to find your flatmate had died from self inflicted murder via the means of over indulgance of narcotics, then you could get off work this evening.

I think if he loved you, he'd snort everything snortable in the house. And if he doesn't, well, at least we know where we stand.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

So if Monty dies I get the day off work?
If he doesn't then I know he doesn't care for me and it's a good excuse to finally leave him? Win win really isn't it.
( wanderlust, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Especially for Gonz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Yeah', exacto, I reckon he'd get about 1/5th of the way through everything that's snortable too, 1/4 tops.....
.... so when the police comes, you can claim victim's support, you're clean of that kind of garbage ain't ya? Little blood test, "Oh officer, I had no idea, he always seemed *snigger* so co-harrent */snigger*.... I can't believe this. He's used me as a good upstanding, and very bueitful, women to hide his activities. That can't be legal, right?". And on top of that, you know that all the currency is in the guitar case in the attic behind the hidden pannel. I doubt the rest of the family know about that, so you take that and let the family have the probate.

You come off looking like an angel victim, with a fat load of cash to splunge all over your new love interest, who happens to live in Zone 5 to the north on the picadilly line.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Dead Man's Curve?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

I think it's been done a few times, but I was thinking of Dead Man on Campus, staring Zack from Saved By The Bell.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ahh, seems they both came out the same year

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Fuck you and your speedy typing.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

TUNE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Is that the Jan & Dean one?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Aye. Magnifient, they were.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Very good track, was displayed as being by Blink 182 on P2P networks for years though, very odd.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

this reminds me of a film starring some chaps from the Wu Tang Clan
their mate dies, so they use him to fertilise their weed plants. When they smoke them they can see him and he can commune with dead people. Thus they ace their exams and get into Harvard.

Excellent film all round.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

I know the one, it's got "Zack Morris" in
www.imdb.com/title/tt0118301/
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I have the day off
I'm heading out now for a full English, then it's off to Ardencote Manor Spa for Dad's 70th. I shall avoid any spa treatments involving wax or mud or the words "Now, this shouldn't hurt" so I will be pretty content I suspect.

I fancy a massage as my lower back is always a bit creaky in the mornings.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:11, Reply)

You're just praying that a 25-stone sweaty Turkish man gropes your arse in the sauna.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:15, Reply)

r
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I wouldn't mind that, at 25 stone his belly would be so much further out than his penis that he wouldn't be able to penitrate.
Or more like, I'd rather a 25 stone turkish man than a 18 stone turkish man.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

Maybe you could have both?
You could be the grilled halloumi in a sweaty Turkish love-sandwich?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

I think I'd get a neck ache while sucking off the 25st guy, as I'd be on all fours and my head won't be supported with the weight of his belly on top of it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

the Lucky Pierre, if you will.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

Lucky Umit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

LIGHTERS
Changing the subject completely, Ishmael Miller. Opinion.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:26, Reply)

Sportscow opinion: A bit shit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Think Championship level

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Same

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Oh
Can you elaborate? We've already got "a bit shit" strikers, maybe he'll bring something new to the shitfold
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Seems injury prone to me
See also: Doesn't score many goals when playing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

That is a bit of a drawback
Especially since we already have David McGoldrick
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:37, Reply)

coming back from bad injury
so unfair to say he doesn't score much, he did well for us at Championship and looked ok in the Prem pre-injury.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

Also, a few of us are on a gif on /board
See here
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

Yup
Thanks for the heads up! I don't think it'll go much further than b3ta though :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:46, Reply)

I am bloody knackered today
Ms Foxtrot decided we should go to bed at 10pm, rather than watch the TV programme I was quite keen to see, in order to get an early night. She then proceded to talk about her work until about 11.45pm. Why do women do that?

Am in a good mood anyway though. Decided.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

You should have punched her in the tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Why didn't I think of that?
You should set up some kind of relationship advice service
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

about during
or an
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

That would have been more interesting at least

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I must confess to have done the opposite...
I woke Noel up when he was sleeping in by playing Zelda in bed a little too loudly. I learned my lesson.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Fear the swift and decisive justice
of the 15" black rubber cock
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It's actually purple...
But did you see my post earlier about you getting new crow-siblings?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Can't say I did. Which thread was this?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

This one.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1308005
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ta.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

It's just as well I know "Zelda" to be some kind of popular young persons' computer entertainment game
or I'd assume it to be some deviant Australian roleplay-based sex practice.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Nah it was Zelda and the Phantom Hourglass on a nintendo.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Kinky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

what on earth are you doing letting your mrs decide when you need an early night?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Women try to do that. Your woman does that
because you let her.

Put your trousers on and watch your programme, you prancing nancy.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)

I decided to go to the Great British Beer Festival
While a little tipsy on blue WKD. In a park. The incongruousness of the situation amuses me.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

I'm sure we can find you something a little easier on the palate than the usual diet of thick, oily stouts I go there for...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

I will be going for fruits.
like you hahahaha
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Oh, you!
*teapots*
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

zing!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Nice!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Thick, oily and stout? Is this about sweaty Turkish love-sandwiches?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:40, Reply)

What is going on?
Where has all this contentment come from? Where has all the misery and bile gone? There is only wanderlust hoping for death up there. Come on offtopic, sort it out. Next you'll all be claiming to be happy in your work and get stuck into that, rather than talking shite on here.
And in answer to BGB's question, er... titgaz?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

titgaz ftw!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Titgaz of Pan Tang ftw

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Tamil titgaz?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Its that titgaz Top

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:52, Reply)

When it's horses for courses my horse is distorted, I bought it for four quid and forced it through horse shit.
We walk through this morbid remorseless discourses and disguss this disgusting new sources.

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY, this should feel GLEE with anyone here who likes real hip hop.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

One of the women in the office, that I've always thought was reasonably attractive
in a librarian-y sort of way, has come in today with contacts, heels and a summery dress on. Turns out she's actually really quite hot.

Little things please little minds.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:42, Reply)

Maybe yours will please hers.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

Ladies look good in summery dresses

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:53, Reply)

this is true
I had a haircut last night, and while the girl who cuts my hair is normally really hot, she looked stunning in the dress she had on last night.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

The only time I've been wolf whistled I was wearing a summery dress.
Truefact!
( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I got wolf whistled wearing a catwoman outfit once.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Well duh!

( girlinthehole, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

I was 15, and it was a costume for an eisteddford.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

it doesn't have an R in it

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Yes it does
RARRRRRRGH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

It looked wrong without an "r"...

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

it's Welsh, of course it looked wrong

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I want to go to wales one day.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

I wouldn't bother
you can see the same stuff elsewhere, but crucially, not in Wales.

Although being in a huge, crowded Cardiff city centre pub singing happy birthday to a mate when almost the whole pub joins in and sounds like a practiced choir was quite impressive.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Wales is like the Peak District
only not as pretty, wetter and full of violent, poverty-stricken, beetle-browed savages.

I lived there for four years and couldn't wait to leave.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

I had a good time when I lived there
but I wouldn't want to live there again, and I lived in a decent part of Cardiff.

My mrs lived in Splott for a while. *shudder*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

I lived in Pontypridd, in the valleys
And, I'm sure Plumdozer will back me up on this, Mos Eisley ain't a patch on it.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I'm going there tomorrow to pick up my new ride
were you at uni there?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Let me know what you think.
It won't be much.

Yeah, same year and probably classes as dozer.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

I was there last week
it's typical of the area really.

When was it and what course? May well have been in the same classes as one of my old school mates as well.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

1998-2001
English with Philosophy.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

ah, maybe not then
thought we were the same age?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:26, Reply)

You're a year or so younger than me, I think.
Didn't you turn 30 this year?
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I'm 30 on Tuesday

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

My condolences

( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:34, Reply)

doesn't bother me

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Google says nooo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

I was referring to her being Catwoman
...as in a cat going RARGH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

yes, when we women put on dresses,
it's amazing how often you'll find that we're not hideous.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:57, Reply)

you're a woman?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

They call them sheilas in Australia

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

strewth!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

dingledoos was better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

I was aiming for a crazy aboriginal word
then decided I didn't like it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

warrnambool is an aboriginal word.
Bool means water I think. There's lots of "-bool" places around here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

have we discussed before that the band Airbourne are from the same place as you?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

That guy actually frightened me a bit at Sonisphere.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

he climbed the speaker tower when I saw them
in the pissing rain
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Top of the entire stage at Sonisphere, fucking insane

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

nutter

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Yep
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wu70vzYtQWs
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I do believe I brought it up.
But yes. I went to highschool with him and his brother. His brother was a douche.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

I recall you saying now
particularly about his brother.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

I had English with him.
He was in year 10 and nearly illiterate. And as a result acted up and mocked the shit out of anyone who actually tried in the class.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

what a gypsy slag-wagon

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:27, Reply)

"pluck you miss"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I do

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

I have the boobs and other necessary equipment to be part of the elite club, yes.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:03, Reply)

hmmm

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

You ought to do it more often, then

( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:09, Reply)

The prospect of seeing good friends helps :)
And also, the prospect of doing something I like doing (walking), with good friends, for charity. Apparently, they've already hit their fundraising target and we haven't even gone on the walk yet. So yes, all is good in the Luggage lounge.

Oh, and I think I did well in yesterday's interview. I find out next week.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:50, Reply)

You've been interviewed by Shit Gay Porn monthly?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:54, Reply)

That isn't Kroney.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:55, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:56, Reply)

No that ioko company I was on about.
Seems they've recently been bought out though, and it's working continental shifts. I have to figure out a way of getting to York at 8am for Sunday morning from Wakefield.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

depressing post is depressing
8am Sunday/Wakefield/York/morning
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:59, Reply)

That's arriving in York, by the way.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

The usual method would be "a car"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

Morning all, I am working from home as it's the wife's 30th today
However I will be going to a nice restaurant for lunch and then making a beef wellington this afternoon, NYOM
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Sweet the rain's newfall
sunlit from heaven
like the first dewfall
on the first grass
praise for the singing
praise for the morning
praise for them springing
fresh from the world
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)