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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You're just praying that a 25-stone sweaty Turkish man gropes your arse in the sauna.

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:15, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

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(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:18, Reply)
I wouldn't mind that, at 25 stone his belly would be so much further out than his penis that he wouldn't be able to penitrate.
Or more like, I'd rather a 25 stone turkish man than a 18 stone turkish man.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
Maybe you could have both?
You could be the grilled halloumi in a sweaty Turkish love-sandwich?
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)
I think I'd get a neck ache while sucking off the 25st guy, as I'd be on all fours and my head won't be supported with the weight of his belly on top of it.

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)
the Lucky Pierre, if you will.

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)
Lucky Umit

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

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