I am bloody knackered today
Ms Foxtrot decided we should go to bed at 10pm, rather than watch the TV programme I was quite keen to see, in order to get an early night. She then proceded to talk about her work until about 11.45pm. Why do women do that?

Am in a good mood anyway though. Decided.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:19, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

You should have punched her in the tits.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Why didn't I think of that?
You should set up some kind of relationship advice service
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:24, Reply)

about during
or an
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

That would have been more interesting at least

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I must confess to have done the opposite...
I woke Noel up when he was sleeping in by playing Zelda in bed a little too loudly. I learned my lesson.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Fear the swift and decisive justice
of the 15" black rubber cock
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:30, Reply)

It's actually purple...
But did you see my post earlier about you getting new crow-siblings?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Can't say I did. Which thread was this?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

This one.
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1308005
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:33, Reply)

Ta.

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:38, Reply)

It's just as well I know "Zelda" to be some kind of popular young persons' computer entertainment game
or I'd assume it to be some deviant Australian roleplay-based sex practice.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

Nah it was Zelda and the Phantom Hourglass on a nintendo.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Kinky...

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:35, Reply)

what on earth are you doing letting your mrs decide when you need an early night?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:41, Reply)

Women try to do that. Your woman does that
because you let her.

Put your trousers on and watch your programme, you prancing nancy.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:44, Reply)

exactly

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:47, Reply)