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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So if Monty dies I get the day off work?
If he doesn't then I know he doesn't care for me and it's a good excuse to finally leave him? Win win really isn't it.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
Especially for Gonz

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)
Yeah', exacto, I reckon he'd get about 1/5th of the way through everything that's snortable too, 1/4 tops.....
.... so when the police comes, you can claim victim's support, you're clean of that kind of garbage ain't ya? Little blood test, "Oh officer, I had no idea, he always seemed *snigger* so co-harrent */snigger*.... I can't believe this. He's used me as a good upstanding, and very bueitful, women to hide his activities. That can't be legal, right?". And on top of that, you know that all the currency is in the guitar case in the attic behind the hidden pannel. I doubt the rest of the family know about that, so you take that and let the family have the probate.

You come off looking like an angel victim, with a fat load of cash to splunge all over your new love interest, who happens to live in Zone 5 to the north on the picadilly line.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)

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