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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That largely sucks donkey testicles.
mr b3th is on the shit end of a dose of cancer, but it's not something i'm having to face on a daily basis yet. He keeps telling me it'll be two years, but he's been saying that for the last ten years, so knowing how awkward he is, he'll probably get hi stelegram from teh queen.

No-one can tell you what you should do or feel. It's completely unique to you, and whatever you do will be appropriate in the circumstances. Being as we are completely shit as a species, you will end up feeling like you might have done something differently at some stage, but you can't let doubt or indecision or regret take over your life. Only you know what you want to do and whether you can or even should do that.

All I can offer you is that the certain type of 'non-demonstrative organiser' (which is a category mr b3th falls into) would be more touched and impressed by you getting on and making something of your business plans, rather than spending countless hours staring at him with pity and sadness. But then again, he's your father, and you know better than any of us do.

In teh meantime, feel free to come and rant at us whenever you like. And if you want to direct any specific angry wailings at anyone, my gazbox is always open. As teh actress said to teh bishop.

tl;dr - send me a cock gaz, I'll show you my tits.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:39, 1 reply, 15 years ago)
This with knobs on.
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(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:51, Reply)
My tits do not have knobs on
Although, on a cold day, you can hang your coat off them.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)
Me too ; )

(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 20:56, Reply)
Sorry ladies
But I'm too knackered for the prospect of jugs to appeal.

And if you want a cock-gaz you'll need to ask Jodrell Bank to help as my willy is so immense it has it's own planetary system.
(, Fri 5 Aug 2011, 21:07, Reply)

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