You can get arrested for having it out, Bobby. Keep it tucked safely inside.
Either way, you'll lose money. Go for the one with the best entertainment value. I vote pub, as long as your local pub isn't full of fucktards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:13, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

It's ok b3th even when 'it's out' his winky is only small and gets covered by one of his many flabby rolls of flesh, we're all quite safe from the terrible sight of a fat man with a micro penis

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

would you like a gaz?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I'll have one if they're being offered ; )

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)

you're rampant this evening, missy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I had a power nap this afternoon.
It's obviously done me a power of good.

How are you this evening, missy? Fancy joining me in some low-level sexual harassment?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'm open to some harassment

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I was proper poorly for about 2 hours earlier
then I had a nap/passed out now I'm wobbly but fine!

let's harrass!

Oi boys! Show us your chests!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

and your cocks!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I thought you said low level!
you've totally ramped it up there

also, they might
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Oh, right.
God forbid.

Show us your.... er.... video games collection!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

show us yer coding skillz!
show us you're ascii!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)

phwoar!
it's the lack of face which really helps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Now it has a face
it just looks sad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I almost feel bad
clearly it needs a gimp mask or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I'm now wondering
why the naked body appears to have a waistband.

EDIT: it also needs a bunch of gladioli sticking out of the arse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I like this
it's like request hour at some very weird mspaint strip club
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)

What else can we get him to do?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)

well the gladioli still hasn't happened
but i think a donkey should get involved soon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

the donkey could be nibbling suggestively on the gladioli
with its raging boner just visible at the edge of the shot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

nice
I reckon it's boner should be shooting fire spunk!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)

we should totally write crudely drawn cartoon porn.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

or get bobby to
i think he's gone, though, i still see no gladioli
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

tada!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

yay!
but where's the donkey?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

DAMNYOUWOMANWILLYOUNEVERBECONTENT!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It was me who wanted the donkey

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I bet you filthy little minx

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

if you'd read the instructions correctly
Are we going to have to find knew 'talent'? YOu need the money for your little 'problem' don't you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I'd get your money back on those tats.
They look like they were hastily scrawled in Paint.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)

DONOTDISRESPECTTHEINK!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I'm still considering my ink
Midlife crisis is in full flow.

As soon as I figure out what I want and where I want it, I'm totally there!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

SUH-WEET, any ideas at all?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I do have an idea
a drawing version of this, possibly around my wrist.

Then again, I'm not getting anything done until I'm absolutely definite that I love it and I can live with it forever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)

sweet
and the REAL cool kids have them round their wrists (inner wrist hurts, btw)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Yeah, I'm not great with pain.
When I got my navel pierced I nearly passed out.

Saying that, my joints are usually in so much pain that I might not notice the extra.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

but I got it done
so you can't chicken out - otherwise I'd be harder than you and I haven't even done a bungee jump
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Perhaps I could get
this
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

MY EYES!
why would ANYONE get that done?

that website is always full of craziness. I reckon you should get a skeleton on fire on a bike which is shaped like a cock and it's on fire
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)

join the cool kids with tats
club
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I'm totally there!!! Mine all have a deep and profound meaning for me, and reflect my whole life philosophy.
I've got various 'tribal' tattoos, the tribes of which or indeed any meaning to be ascribed to them even if I did I'll be fucked if I know. I should probably have asked at the parlor but well they all looked pretty retarded. Let's not forget the arm barbed wire that I've still got, totally 1998. My latest piece is a Jewish proverb written in totally kool Sanskrit like on my arm. I'm an atheist, or at least I think I am, but it's still MEGA!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

hahahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)