Out or in tonight people?
Poker or pub? you decide.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 17:36, 93 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

strip poker in the pub

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:45, Reply)

i was supposed to have some friends around this evening
but then i was sick. I'm ok now, though.

Go out and daub red paint all over the town
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:34, Reply)

and clearly
I'm still fucked up enough I can't reply to the right thing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:36, Reply)

I was going out, I was going to nandos, but I'm not feeling too hot, so am not going to nandos.
HOWEVER, however, PASTA MACHINE DELIVERY MAN DELIVERED PASTA MACHINE AND THONGS
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 18:48, Reply)

Your underwear is of no interest to me Gonz.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:12, Reply)

"Yes b3th, I'm sure my underwear is of no interest to you" *whisper* has he stopped looking over your shoulder? */whisper*

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I never said anything about what's under your underwear....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:21, Reply)

oooo, was that too far?
Have you come over all unnecessary?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:26, Reply)

OH my darling, one day ! I dare but to dream on my dear-devil.... or something romantic like that =)
Sorry, dashed off, I'm back now, I made pasta, well lush.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

You can get arrested for having it out, Bobby. Keep it tucked safely inside.
Either way, you'll lose money. Go for the one with the best entertainment value. I vote pub, as long as your local pub isn't full of fucktards.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:13, Reply)

It's ok b3th even when 'it's out' his winky is only small and gets covered by one of his many flabby rolls of flesh, we're all quite safe from the terrible sight of a fat man with a micro penis

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:16, Reply)

would you like a gaz?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:43, Reply)

I'll have one if they're being offered ; )

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:49, Reply)

you're rampant this evening, missy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:55, Reply)

I had a power nap this afternoon.
It's obviously done me a power of good.

How are you this evening, missy? Fancy joining me in some low-level sexual harassment?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 19:59, Reply)

I'm open to some harassment

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:00, Reply)

I was proper poorly for about 2 hours earlier
then I had a nap/passed out now I'm wobbly but fine!

let's harrass!

Oi boys! Show us your chests!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:01, Reply)

and your cocks!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:02, Reply)

I thought you said low level!
you've totally ramped it up there

also, they might
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:03, Reply)

Oh, right.
God forbid.

Show us your.... er.... video games collection!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:05, Reply)

show us yer coding skillz!
show us you're ascii!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:08, Reply)

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:10, Reply)

phwoar!
it's the lack of face which really helps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)

Now it has a face
it just looks sad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:26, Reply)

I almost feel bad
clearly it needs a gimp mask or something
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)

I'm now wondering
why the naked body appears to have a waistband.

EDIT: it also needs a bunch of gladioli sticking out of the arse.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

I like this
it's like request hour at some very weird mspaint strip club
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:37, Reply)

What else can we get him to do?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:41, Reply)

well the gladioli still hasn't happened
but i think a donkey should get involved soon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:45, Reply)

the donkey could be nibbling suggestively on the gladioli
with its raging boner just visible at the edge of the shot.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:47, Reply)

nice
I reckon it's boner should be shooting fire spunk!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:48, Reply)

we should totally write crudely drawn cartoon porn.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:52, Reply)

or get bobby to
i think he's gone, though, i still see no gladioli
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:59, Reply)

tada!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:36, Reply)

yay!
but where's the donkey?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:37, Reply)

DAMNYOUWOMANWILLYOUNEVERBECONTENT!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

It was me who wanted the donkey

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I bet you filthy little minx

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:45, Reply)

if you'd read the instructions correctly
Are we going to have to find knew 'talent'? YOu need the money for your little 'problem' don't you?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:43, Reply)

I'd get your money back on those tats.
They look like they were hastily scrawled in Paint.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:12, Reply)

DONOTDISRESPECTTHEINK!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

I'm still considering my ink
Midlife crisis is in full flow.

As soon as I figure out what I want and where I want it, I'm totally there!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

SUH-WEET, any ideas at all?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

I do have an idea
a drawing version of this, possibly around my wrist.

Then again, I'm not getting anything done until I'm absolutely definite that I love it and I can live with it forever.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:21, Reply)

sweet
and the REAL cool kids have them round their wrists (inner wrist hurts, btw)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

Yeah, I'm not great with pain.
When I got my navel pierced I nearly passed out.

Saying that, my joints are usually in so much pain that I might not notice the extra.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:25, Reply)

but I got it done
so you can't chicken out - otherwise I'd be harder than you and I haven't even done a bungee jump
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Perhaps I could get
this
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:29, Reply)

MY EYES!
why would ANYONE get that done?

that website is always full of craziness. I reckon you should get a skeleton on fire on a bike which is shaped like a cock and it's on fire
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:31, Reply)

join the cool kids with tats
club
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

I'm totally there!!! Mine all have a deep and profound meaning for me, and reflect my whole life philosophy.
I've got various 'tribal' tattoos, the tribes of which or indeed any meaning to be ascribed to them even if I did I'll be fucked if I know. I should probably have asked at the parlor but well they all looked pretty retarded. Let's not forget the arm barbed wire that I've still got, totally 1998. My latest piece is a Jewish proverb written in totally kool Sanskrit like on my arm. I'm an atheist, or at least I think I am, but it's still MEGA!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:30, Reply)

hahahah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:32, Reply)

I'm staying in
There's a bottle of sambuca with my name on it and it's making The Gnomemobile far more bearable that it would normally be.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:13, Reply)

alllright dahrlin'?
/slimes
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:16, Reply)

*gets with the lascivious winking*
*isn't having a stroke*
..
.
^er, might be...^
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:53, Reply)

Good evening Bill Clay (IITIYRN)
What is a Gnomemobile? Is it some hip and trendy new slang?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:17, Reply)

hey! that's some rubbish harrassment
he's not going to post paint pron with that approach
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Sorry.
Hey Bill Clay! Show us your crudely drawn cock!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

+if that is your real crudely drawn cock

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:24, Reply)

It's a Disney film from the sixties with suprisingly good visual effects
(and some seriously sexy ladie-gnomes)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:54, Reply)

Sexier than me and Cavy?
I think not.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:00, Reply)

we should don our gnome outfits
and cavort!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

Best idea in the world EVAH!

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:41, Reply)

*cavorts*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:42, Reply)

*expels air in a Sid James-stylee*

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:44, Reply)

newton wrote down his sins for a bit
www.newtonproject.sussex.ac.uk/view/texts/normalized/ALCH00069#p002

I like that it's a sin to call someone a jade
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 20:58, Reply)

How does one make a feather?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:02, Reply)

not sure
but he also made pie on a sunday. Perhaps I should live a little and try that tomorrow
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:03, Reply)

You'll go to Hell, Cavy!
Save me a seat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:06, Reply)

I think anyone who's
been on here on a sunday has done number 32
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:10, Reply)

"...and at other times"
Try 'always'!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:18, Reply)

Robbing my mothers box of plums and sugar
I'll rob your mother's box
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:24, Reply)

hurr hurr

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:26, Reply)

try reading it all as euphemisms, it's got some good ones
like 'contriving of the chimes' and 'putting a pin in john's keys'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:28, Reply)

'beating Arthur Storer'

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:29, Reply)

contriving the chimes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jux-Zi-IucU
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:31, Reply)

I'm out
Don't particularly want to be, but ah well.

Definitely pub, you will lose money, but you will be drunk, which is fun.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 21:13, Reply)

In a car on the way from Peterborough to Cambridge.
I've had curry and fahn wahn and Puressence are on loud in the car. Rock and roll me!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:38, Reply)

Did you go to see the Olds?
I thought you were still in Embra. See what happens when the sainted one stops booking face?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Yup!
We got back last night. Are you cool, my righteous sister?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:52, Reply)

I'm fine and dandy
watching a DVD, chatting with my nemesis, keeping an eye on b3ta. I really should be getting to bed though. Got an early start tomorrow.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Some beer and chocolate then going to bed too.
Your folks are ace.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)

They certainly are.
I can't wait to meet yours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:03, Reply)

They're like yours
but younger and drunker.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:05, Reply)

Yay

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:06, Reply)

mmm curry - that is rock and roll enough
i just spent 30 minutes being talked at by my mum. She doesn't even leave gaps after questions to let me answer just carries on talking. bleah
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Mine does that.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:53, Reply)

isn't it nice feeling so valued?
/whinge
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:55, Reply)

the sprites, faeries, and imps value you isn't that enough?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:58, Reply)

They better do
the amount of times I've saved their realm
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)

She thinks the world of you.
But nobody listens to her and you're soft enough to indulge her in her rambling. And when you talk she's no idea what you're going on about. at least I think that's what it is...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 22:59, Reply)

I think you've met my mum

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Maybe she's collecting our mums
After all, she's just spent the evening with mine...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 6 Aug 2011, 23:02, Reply)