This man dem could barely see straight when I was walking though there this morning.
Plus I was wearing a Hawaiian shirt whilst literally everyone else in the area was head to toe in black, I reckon I'd have been the easiest and most hilarious arrest the police would ever make.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:09, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Maybe they thought you were like Magnum P.I and working undercover for the feds!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Not with my lack of ability to grow facial hair.
My shirt was far worse than any Selleck has ever worn though, it's brilliant: a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/283550_120819324681161_100002592826021_129340_1030378_n.jpg

That's Dianne by the way, a lovely transsexual who tried to get me to do a gram line of ketamine in the women's bogs. I said no.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Dianne reminds me of Barbara the taxi driver from The League of Gentlemen

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Sun 7 Aug 2011, 22:47, Reply)