My brother spent a few weeks convincing his extremely self concious girlfriend to give him a blowjob
After a drunken night, she agrees. He lies back, she gets down to it, he falls asleep.

Took him another 3 months to convince her to do it again. Same situation, both drunk, she gets down to it, he falls asleep again. How she didn't dump him is still beyond both of us.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

lol good skills

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)

Hers must have been fucking dreadful
for him to all asleep.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)

He's said it wasn't that
And I quote 'Let's face it, I was pissed, comfortable, and getting something I enjoyed. Why wouldn't I fall asleep?'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)

Better than the old teeth-dragging horror, I guess.

( Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)

hahahaha
still, she sounds up tight
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)