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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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So apart from a load of poor Londoners trying to take stuff that doesn't belong to them
the world is also suffering a bit of a financial calamity, what with the US no longer considered to be a AAA rated credit risk.

So, in honour of that, is it acceptable to double dip your tortilla chips (or quail stuffed vol-o-vents if your nouveau rich like swipey, or hand made oven baked cheese twists if you're pretentious like Vipros)?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:50, 200 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I'd say so.
Also, does anyone actually like vol-au-vents?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Me!
Love them - I have no idea why
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)
They just taste of air and unpleasantness to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
One bite noms of excellence

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)
That's scotch eggs.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
How big is your fucking mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
Ask your wife.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
*asks*
She says she wishes your cock was as big as your mouth. Its like a penis, only smaller
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Haha
Well, shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
that's exactly how she described your performance.
but without the ,
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Here you go
i.imgur.com/K8wkG.jpg

Mm quail. Not if you're sharing the dip with other people
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Haha!
Good pic
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:54, Reply)
Isn't that the surrender at Yorktown during the war of independence?
I don't get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Clever answer is not funny

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Seriously, I don't get the joke.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
I belive the top line is the Merkins talking
and the bottom line is the response from the English.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I was at a loss to explain it
since it seemed so obvious.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Derp
It's obvious now.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)

The correct response
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)
No.
Grim.

Question answered, next thread please.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:52, Reply)
Why not?
It's not like you actually spit all over the chip, you break off the bit you eat and then dip another bit into the Hummous. Or Tzatziki.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Teeth juices

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
are your teeth outside of your mouth?
because mine aren't
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
The fact that I'm part Reaver is not something I like to talk about.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)

Reaver horse
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:02, Reply)
He's the illegitimate child of Princess Anne
and her horse
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Because manners are manners
and you either conform or get treated like a frightful little oik.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
If it's your own bowl.
If you break the chip into pieces you don't need to worry about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:53, Reply)
Drooling internet virgins double dipping, i think not

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:55, Reply)
Take tortilla chips
Sprinkle on cheese, chilli, chilli con carne, salsa. Repeat until large pile of tortilla. Place in oven/microwave until hot. NOM
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
Surely the cheese should come last?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
No, mix it all in together.

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
Also, warm salsa?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
They were meant to be a list of optional ingredients!
I normally do cheese and the Sainburys 3 bean in chilli sauce tin, with more fresh chilli
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
Ahh, I see.
I've never actually done that at home. I should do really, as my chilli recipe is fucking excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
An excellent Sunday evening snack, I find

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I have to behave these days
The only snack I ever eat now is Marmite on toast.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Let's face it, if it gets any worse even Kroney will start double dipping.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:56, Reply)
ATM

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:58, Reply)
I don't think he can buy it, either
So cash is useless.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
tortilla chips
are gross
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:57, Reply)
You can have a choice
of McCoys or Kettle Chips then.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
thank you
I shall be double dipping them as I am a pleb
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
If things get any worse we'll have to eat meals twice
Once pre-, and once post-digestion.

It'll be like eating at Greggs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 14:59, Reply)
oi
lay off the greg's bashing. That place is where I got for a posh meal
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
I don't have any particular problem with Greggs
Just trying to pander to the audience. Rather unsuccessfully thus far.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
I'd rather eat a turd than something from Greggs
probably better for you as well
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
yeah, but you're posh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
You don't have to be posh to dislike Greggs

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Voice of experience, right here...
Oh.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
Your turds are full of pretentious shit though
and they have little beards.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Tickly on the way out

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
But you don't tortilla chips so your opinion doesn't really count does it

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
double dipping is NEVER ok
not even if you've just had sex 3 times and swallowed twice, it is still not ok for them to bite their haloumi spring roll and dip the motherfucking bitten end in your herby yoghurt. are you reading this, mr-rachelswipe? no? probably a fucking good thing that he has no idea about this place, actually.

even if you've just been eating it by yourself, putting dipped-in stuff back in the fridge is not really ok, it always looks gross and offputting the second time around. and given that houmous is only about £2 a pot, just eat it all the first time around and buy another...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:00, Reply)
*posts on facebook*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
You're a giant collection of neuroses
It's amusing to watch from across the road, but when your sanity does finally let go, I wouldn't want to be in the same county.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
most of it is a joke
but this is actually a big issue for me. i don't tell him that though. i just politely use my knife to take the bits of dip that haven't been touched and he is oblivious.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
JUST FUCKING TELL HIM!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
at some point i might
but the way i look at it is this: after the first couple of minutes, it stops me eating the fattening food. this can only be a Good Thing.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
"most"

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
*He* swallowed twice?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
it was hypothetical!
honestly, you lot..... as if i'd have sex before marriage....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
HAHAHA!
Double dip-tastic
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
She's like a broken fire hydrant

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Broken washing machine.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Also
I'd be prepared to state that if he want to dip his "cheesy spring roll" into his "herby yoghurt" that's entirely his own business, surely? Although it does merely re-confirm his bottery.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
no no no
it was HIS spring roll and MY yoghurt.

my god, what sort of sick filth do you lot get up to in scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I'm not the one dipping "spring rolls" in "yoghurt"

Edit - they'd have no place up here, neither are battered.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
this is making me hungry now
the halomi spring rolls were delicious
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
OMG!
Have you had sex with a boy! OMG REALLY! An actual boy! You put a boys Willy in your FooFoo!? OMG! And you sucked it!? OMG! That's the coolest thing I've ever read on the internet EVER!
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
just because you're married
and such things are but a bi-annual dream...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
obvious strikethrough is obvious

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I don't want to blow your mind
but as the last thread revealed, there are whole sites of this stuff now
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Well that's just unbelievable.
Who on earth would want to see other people having sex?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)
I don't know Al, I just don't know
Who on earth would want to HAVE sex for that matter?
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Certainly everyone on the internet
though they would have to be shown what it was first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
people who haven't given up on it entirely?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Shh you
It's a valid life choice I tell you /sobs
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
ha, you're 22
you have years and years of great sex ahead of you.

just avoid the cyclists (it makes them impotent)...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Where do you go to talk about it though?
I had sex 3 times this weekend, and I feel that I need to tell the world.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:11, Reply)
I hear www.b3ta.com is good
but you might have to draw a diagram of what it is first
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
With a man or a woman?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Both

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
GET IN!
Congrats.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
I'm not proud of myself, Al.
I mean, I only fucked her so she'd shut the hell up and go to sleep.
Now I understand how a man feels. *shutters*
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Nah, we only do it so WE can shut up and go to sleep.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I know a lad who fell asleep mid-coitus
which is the pinnacle of sexual achievement. The girl was not amused. She was even less amused at how funny we all found it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
that was her first mistake

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:25, Reply)
were you in the room at the time?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Actually yes. I was trying to sleep on the other side of the dining table.
There really isn't any polite way of getting up and leaving when somebody's shagging ten foot away. After he fell asleep though, it seemed like the worst had already happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
serves her right for shagging in front of other people

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Wasn't the first or the last time.
You get used to it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
yeah
if you're a dirty voyeur.

urgh.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:41, Reply)
Just because your neuroses
mean that you have to have sex with the lights out and sheets wrapped around both you and him and a blindfold for him in case your sheet slips.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
I just think people enjoy rubbing my face in them getting action whilst I'm not.
I don't enjoy people boning in front of me, but I'm not particularly fussed about it, either.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
Some people have no shame, swipe.
They couldn't care less if someone else is in the room, and sometimes it's easier to just lay there and try to fall asleep.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:48, Reply)
I've found myself in this position several times.
The problem is that 3 times have been in the same house, in the same fucking room! (friends house, not mine)
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:45, Reply)
was his name piston?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Piston would have fucked her through the floorboards and into the basement.
His username came after that accident in which he bent his nob.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
My brother spent a few weeks convincing his extremely self concious girlfriend to give him a blowjob
After a drunken night, she agrees. He lies back, she gets down to it, he falls asleep.

Took him another 3 months to convince her to do it again. Same situation, both drunk, she gets down to it, he falls asleep again. How she didn't dump him is still beyond both of us.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
lol good skills

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Hers must have been fucking dreadful
for him to all asleep.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:31, Reply)
He's said it wasn't that
And I quote 'Let's face it, I was pissed, comfortable, and getting something I enjoyed. Why wouldn't I fall asleep?'
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:32, Reply)
Better than the old teeth-dragging horror, I guess.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:33, Reply)
hahahaha
still, she sounds up tight
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:36, Reply)
lucky you
i only got it once on saturday (he was very hungover, which i feel is a poor excuse).
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
man up
and grow resistance to the germs
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
^this, too

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
I'm glad "double-dipping" sounds nothing at all like a dubious sexual metaphor

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
It's alright for you, you only have to deal with one hole 'down there' on your partners
What about the rest of us, WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH TWO! How do you think that makes us feel? Double dipping is the only option!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)
*polite applause*
And a click
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
i could go for some 'double dipping' about now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:07, Reply)
*volunteers*
*not actually sure what he's getting himself in for*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Just along the "Road to Grimsby"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Makes a change from going to Dunstable.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Turn left at Dunstable

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
HAHA mindpiss.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:09, Reply)
There's good news and bad
The good: you get to have FULL SEX WITH A WOMAN, and a B3tan at that, unchartered territory for you I believe.

The bad: you have to go to Swansea
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
I think we've already estrablished that he's already put his penis in this:

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I even played ringtoss with the onion rings!
Also, I'd like to point out, there's never been any confirmation from anyone about whatever Bella and I did (or did not) do.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Motherfucker please

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Seriously.
Look back through all posts, there has never been any admittal to anything but a snog, I believe.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Yeah right, a snog between your rapidly detumescing cock and her tandoori chicken encrusted vadge.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:17, Reply)
You just know that afterwards
it'd look like Coronation Chicken
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
HAHAHAHA!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
Fantastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
Oh, megaboke

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
I <3 u about 25% more now.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:31, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:18, Reply)
I text both of you regularly

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
I meant on here, numbnuts.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
I know
I'm outing you
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Thanks for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:23, Reply)
There are worse things to accuse a man of

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:26, Reply)
Beak
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1310696
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:27, Reply)
I'm actually feeling quite nauseous at my response there, I do apologise for that.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:28, Reply)
Best use of street slang by a middle class white man EVAH!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
Yeah I was pretty pleased with it
Playa
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:20, Reply)
There's nothing like a bread roll
with squidgy mayonnaise inside
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Sounds like a store bought tuna mayonnaise sandwich
Also, they both smell vaguely of fish...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Are you chatting me up?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
wel if it's double dipping
I'm going to need you and aa

oh and a donkey and some gladioli
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
Bobby forgot the donkey
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1309424

nsfw, depending on your bosses attitude to mspaint
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
Resistance to local tradition is futile

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)
So you'll put his dick, where he pisses from in your mouth
but double dipping a spring roll is gross?
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
Tortilla chips have three corners for a reason
1. Hold by one corner
2. Dip one other corner
3. Eat dipped corner of chip
4. ????
5. PROFIT
6. Rotate chip slightly
7. Dip other corner that has not been in your gaping, salivating maw
8. Eat dipped corner of now-double-dipped chip
9. ????
10. Die happy.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:01, Reply)
I'm afraid I can't come to your concert
but I hope it goes very well.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
Not to worry
It's been cancelled.

Officially for technical reasons, but, just to make your day, I'm going to pretend that they decided to cancel it because you couldn't make it.
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:04, Reply)
Oh man, I feel so bad for all the fans that had queued for hours in the rain for their tickets
You should let them all have a go on your girlfriend to make up for it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:08, Reply)
...we had fans?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Well, it was quite a warm venue...

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:16, Reply)
Or....
buy more tortillas and eat them in one go

/fatty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:03, Reply)
OR HOW ABOUT WE JUST DUMP THE SALSA IN THE BAG AND THEN EVERYONE CAN TAKE TURNS BOBBING FOR THE BEST CHIP

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Definitely a euphemism

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I so want to go to one of Kristines Parties
they must be awesome.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:12, Reply)
I make my OWN veggie platters, Al.
None of that precut store bought stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
That would so be worth a transatlantic flight.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:19, Reply)
only you would think that

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:16, Reply)
I've a filthy mind Krizzle
It comes from being single for ages
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:22, Reply)
/knows exactly what you mean

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:24, Reply)
bobbing for chips

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:13, Reply)
Far more fun if they're still in the fryer!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
Served with Weston's cider as a subtle health warning.

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:34, Reply)
Oof, that stuff is both wonderful, and vicious.
Was 2 bottles for £3 near me recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Thank you for completely missing my subtle burn victim joke there

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:58, Reply)
i got it!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
Glad somebody's on the ball today...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)
i'm crocheting with wire thinner than cotton
at the same time. NOTHING ESCAPES MY NOTICE!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
*relooks*
Oh for fucks sake.

I'll choose to blame that on being woken at 5am.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:03, Reply)
Oh Al, club downstairs is closing now, shops have been told to shut at 4, there are quite a few hoodies out but I don't know if it's paranoia or the usual.
I've double checked my insurance though.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:29, Reply)
If you need to run away
you and Badger are welcome to pop round mine.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Hang on
have you moved house yet?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:30, Reply)
Not yet, that'll be around oct I think.
Cheers, it doesn't seem unsafe at the moment, I'm pretty sure we'll be fine and it'll amount to nothing, there isn't anything here worth turning over, Palmer's Green would be hit harder. I told TGB to get home as soon as she can and that I've got fags/food/booze but not to leave herself short of anything she needs to go out for tonight
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:37, Reply)
make some home made mace by filling an old Mr.Muscle bottle with:
3 parts bleach
2 parts chilli
5 parts urine
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:39, Reply)
Oh man, totally off-site backing up my computer.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
that's when you kow shit got real

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
I am beginning to feel genuinely worried for you.
Say something offensive so I don't care if you get firebombed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:44, Reply)
Yeah', the anxiety is starting to build a bit, lovely lovely morphine haze time soon.
Downstairs is now locked up, and I've made sure that all the points of access are locked completely.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:56, Reply)
Too righht.
Don't let that TGB in.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:57, Reply)
Don't worry, they're looters of small ambition
if you don't have any 24 paks of Coke or boxes of Panadol, you'll be alright.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Oh fuck yeah, if they hit the boots I'm totally scoring myself some CDs.
THE DIAZIPAMS AND CODINES ARE ON ME !
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:01, Reply)
It honestly doesn't bother me, as long as it's between friends.
Non-drooling friends with rudimentary table manners.

There is a certain person not too far away from me, who shall remain nameless, who considers it fine to partake in any amount of body-fluid swapping, but won't drink out of the same bottle as me, because of 'backwash'. Then again, I do have teh bad AIDS, so I see his point.

The global financial crisis is worrying, but it's doing wonders for the value of gold, so swings and roundabouts...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:42, Reply)
in the new world order
we shall all be ruled over by the mighty overlords of Cash4Gold
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:46, Reply)
Simply put your government in a freepost envelope
and we'll send you cash. And a new government.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)
Am I the only person here who wants all your drool in my mouth?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
quite possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:50, Reply)
*shrugs*
I strive for individuality.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:51, Reply)
ALL the drool?
selfish much
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 15:59, Reply)
Oh f'ck yeah', gonna cook some tasty shit with this

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Do you run a small french bar:?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:06, Reply)
I have apple brandy too.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Is that alcoholic?
You could cook up some Molotov Cocktails.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:07, Reply)
fragrant molotov cocktails

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:08, Reply)
That shit's way to expensive to set fire to it.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:11, Reply)
Things To Make
- Violit Panacotta
- Violit Ice Cream
- Violit masciponi with elderflower jelly and rose ice cream
- Rose Panacotta
- Rose Ice Cream
- Violit and Rose Marshmillows
- OH GEE OH GOSH
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:13, Reply)
Sounds fucking awesome.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:14, Reply)
Boring answer or question
If its only one of the three credit agencies that has down graded the US isnt it a self fullfilling prediction, they down grade the markets fall ego they are proved correct...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 8 Aug 2011, 16:12, Reply)

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