Obvious thread is obvious
How would YOU deal with the rioters, B3ta? In homage to the top-notch Zombie Big Brother series Dead Set from a couple of years back, I say the police go for headshots (double tap, obv) just in case.

Alt: London, Birmingham, Bristol and now Nottingham (although apparently it was a riot in the St Anns area, which is just a Monday night there). Where's next? My money's on Manchester, not that anyone will notice the difference.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:35, 21 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I would say Leeds or Liverpool.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:36, Reply)

Liverpool
They love a riot, especially when it's someone else's fault and times are tough but scousers are just lovable rogues and they've got hearts of gold.
(McChinaman banned, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)

Hahaha
No offence, AA and Roota, but this is fucking funny
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)

*leaves vulgar 99p teddy bear and poorly-written card*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:41, Reply)

*adds football strip*

(McChinaman banned, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Liverpool attempted last night, a few cars got burned out
The police were all over it within the hour, it seems.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Yeah total storm in a teacup in Nottingham too
Bristol is obviously a storm in a D-cup
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)

I would THREADSTOMP THEIR SORRY ASSES.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:38, Reply)

by talking about your MASSIVE DRUGS,
and how they can't have any?
(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:39, Reply)

I seldom talk about my massive drugs.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:42, Reply)

I know. I just enjoy bandwagoning on occasion.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:43, Reply)

Now call me gay!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:43, Reply)

How's that working out for you?
Morning Monters. Glad to hear you survived the night.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:43, Reply)

morning
i plan a riot in my house, but the fire won't take as it's too damp. i wish i wasn't awake so early
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:45, Reply)

Has the Comrade just left?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:46, Reply)

he never leaves
I locked him in a box
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)

I see you have learned an important lesson from being married to a cad

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

I say bring in the less-lethal weaponry
After all, I'd be quite entertained to see how far they could throw anything with a broken rib.

Let's see how much a rubber bullet to the bollocks affects their swagger, too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:47, Reply)

Ms Foxtrot's 11-year-old brother shot me in the balls at point-blank range with a NERF gun last night
Based on this, I can heartily recommend AA's suggestion as a cruel but effective one.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:48, Reply)

i had a housemate who'd fire on
me with bb guns. they hurt
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:51, Reply)

As long as they ask the rioter "Do you wanna be a farmer?" first

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50, Reply)