Happy birthday, dear boy.
Having a birthday riot tonight to celebrate?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

every night is a birthday riot in Exeter!
Not up to a lot really. Mrs is cooking me her fabulous chicken katsu curry. I will probably have a few reefers. Real celebrations are at the weekend. Some kind of surprise.

I can't imagine any rioting down here. Someone might start and they would just be met with withering stares or complete lack of interest.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:52, Reply)

I was lolling about the idea of rioting in Winchester last night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:54, Reply)

Rioting in Winchester is raising a small kerfuffle over the temperature the rioja was served at

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

understandably.
I was listening to the radio last night and some daft twat (from brixton) was saying that the riots were because of the cuts, and politically motivated. Fortunately there was someone with a brain there saying that it was because there are a lot of shithead people who will take any excuse to act like a mindless fucking criminal.

They should all be hit in the nuts. With a half brick in a sock.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

THIS^
with a half brick in a sock
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:57, Reply)

Or a rubber bullet!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

OR A KNIFE!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 9:32, Reply)