Ah England. We love a riot, don't we?
Every time some smelly students try to hold a protest, London's salt-of-the-Earth come out and chuck a stool through the local McDonalds' window.

One of my better friends is in the Met. I've asked him to pick me up a telly. No answer yet, he's probably having a lie-in, the lazy cunt.
( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:03, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Someone has nicked his mobile innit

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:04, Reply)

He's in CID, he won't have been out last night

( Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Someone Barry
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

my cousin is only just on her way home now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:05, Reply)

Dirty stop out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

Good news for you though, right?
All you have to do is pop down to McDonalds with a freezer bag and retrieve your new 'toy', gratis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)