"seismologists reported a sudden lurch to the right as people who own tagines found themselves calling for the immediate deployment of the Parachute Regiment and a couple of RAF Tornadoes"

/dailymash
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

hahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

i14.photobucket.com/albums/a330/ray_luxury_yacht/polar.jpg
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

russian news is reporting
zoo animals on the street, according to scaryduck
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)

This is the problem you get when "according to our sources" translates as "what we just read on twitter"

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)

makes news more interesting
if less accurate
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)

posted that to fb; genius

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

My last fb status haha

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)