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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Lunch anyone?
If you were off looting where would be your first port of call?
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:28, 274 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
logically speaking
a jewellers or a phone shop would be the best bet in terms of portability + value.

I expect cash4gold and mazumamobile will be doing a roaring trade in the next few weeks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
Out of morbid fascination I've just put the news on
And seen they're interviewing a riot psychologist by the name of Dr Stott.

I'm disappointed that he has not suggested that all these angry rioters calm down by having a nice, long, relaxing poo.
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
There are few things more able to calm away the stress of dissatisfaction
than a jolly good shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)
they can't as the yooves have nicked all the tp.
and I can only imagine the riots would get much worse if we added itchy dry bum holes to the mix.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I don't need to go anywhere
It's coming to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Not Liverpool, that's for sure.
They got their shit together.

I was watching footage of the aftermath, and I saw the smashed in shop front of a Thomas Sabo shop (posh charm bracelet shop) and I caught myself thinking 'Ooh, I would have gone mental in there'. You can almost see how attractive it is, when you think there is absolutely no comeback or opposition.

I really hope they do manage to catch all the people who've taken part, and make sure they pay for what they've done. I know it's never going to happen, but I hope they do. What's the betting there's massive gangs of viligantes out tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
I hope so, I had a bit of a morning half awake dream that I had a batman suit.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
that wasn't a dream
b f
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Why would I need a fatman suit? for someone who is so smug you have recently been posting like a
spastic. Think things through more.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)
maybe he thought you had a fit of a morning

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
no I think he is just being a prick.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I think I meant to add something else to it
but got distracted.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
thanks for sharing.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
it's alll kicking off in swansea
the woman in the laundrette said the kids are nicking the black bin bags the bin men left this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)
FUCK!
What's the world coming to, Cavy?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
i no!
end of the fucking world
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
chicken, tarragon and lemon soup
it's lovely

I'd loot the guitar shop, and the porsche garage
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Your larder, you great tub of shite.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Probably a jewellers in terms of value
Perhaps Fortnum and Mason for a snack.

Edit: If I'm being honest I'd probably just nick a load of expensive clothing. If I was a thieving scumbag
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
in bradley cooper's pants
this should be the answer to both questions really.

/dreams
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Fancy looting Harrods and Russell & Bromley with me?
Though you can keep Bradley Cooper
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)
what about harvey nicks, sweetie??

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Excellent addition
I'll see you there tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
So your head is just, Sex, money, sex, money, look at me, look at me, look at me?
Fucking hell girl I think you need a slap!
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
GIVE HER A SLAP, BOBBY!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Dons keith flint wig and gaudy american football shirt
"come here biiattch"
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
it's better than
food, computer games, food, computer games like some people.

surely!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Perhaps but I don't spend my free time boring the shite out of people with my latest pink purchase
or what toffee nosed oik I've hoodwinked into rubbing diet coke into my perfectly toned calves...
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Calm down dear
/ Winner Cameron

Bradley Cooper is neither pink nor a purchase
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I think it's bobby's time of the month
he's awfully sensitive today
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I am in a foul mood today.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
KFC for lunch then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)
die

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Well, if I ate enough, I suppose.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)
any reason?
I'm trying to decide if it bothers me that I'm at work on my birthday, my mrs won't be home till half 6, and while she is cooking me a really nice dinner, it won't be ready until almost too late to actually do anything afterwards.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
don't let it bother you
I didn't work on my birthday the last couple of years because of half term and was bored out of my skull to a point where I felt sorry for myself. At least if you are in work people buy you cake and make a fuss of you
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:23, Reply)
not in my industry
you have to buy cake on your own birthday. I've told the one person who is left here who I'm friends with. I've not bothered mentioning it to anyone else.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Yeah, your birthday is not so important by the time you hit 30
My advice is to relax with a nice beer and a reefer until the Mrs gets home. Although, I suspect you don't need me to suggest that...
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)
She'd want purchase though.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)
i thought this was bobby?
am i wrong?

anyway, whoever you are, don't be a cunt. clearly i don't spend my FREE time doing that, i only do it when i'm at work.

next?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)
It is Bobby
but he seems to be in a bad mood
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
how disappointing. oh well, i got over it.
i maintain that sex and shiny stuff are GOOD THINGS, and anyone who disputes it is either lying to us or to himself.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)
When you have neither, envy is likely though.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)
trudat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)
If you see my original post
I have shiny things covered. Sex might take longer, but when I've slimmed down enough to fit into the Roland Mouret dress I will have looted, it will come.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
you do not need to slim
but in the short term, just loot two dresses and a stapler.

done.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Haha Roland Mouret squared

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Really?
Is he attractive to women?

To me, he looks like a
a) a child and
b) a complete spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
oh god yes
the things i'd do to him are illegal in 49 states
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I didn't even know he had kids!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)

CooperWalsh
(LongJohnBaldry, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)
It's a bit of a trek, but this place:
https://www.vvmo.com/

My father used to live a couple of blocks from there. I went in and began to browse but felt dizzy and sick with avarice and had to leave before I got past 'C'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Can I guess that's a music shop?
or is it about 'film'. I've heard you're really into that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Oh I am. I really am.
It's a record shop - but a record shop stuffed to the gunwales with mint condition impossibly-rare old vinyl. Their stock is awe-inspiring. Things I never thought I'd ever see - in perfect nick, and in vast quantities.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)
at least you got as far as Combichrist

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)
*Drools*
Why do all good record collectors have such shite websites though?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Croydon gunshot victim just announced dead.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:47, Reply)
Nation shrugs with indifference.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Hardly surprising that people are using this as a cover to settle scores.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Black Londoner on BBC News talking sense shocker
/casual racism blog
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)
happy candle day

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)
Cayke for everybody!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)
If we had Stormtroopers goose stepping* through the streets the little hoodlums might think again.
I had an idea for a kind of reverse Captain America figure being reanimated/unfrozen and being set upon all the debase trouble makers in todays society. It was going to be my comic but I quickly realised I was not a good comic book writer.

*edited
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)
I think that should be goose stepping, rather than frog marching.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
see I'm crap!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Never mind, have a another biscuit.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Good plan
*raids cupboard for another Raisin Club*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
You know what would happen then, though, right?
A STORMTROOPER WOULD BUMP HIS HEAD!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
HAITSFUNNYCAUSEITSFILMANDYOUHATEFILM!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
I'd loot a pasty shop
One pasty should do it. I'm eating anther fucking pot noodle for lunch
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Greggs, then?
For the true Cornish pasty experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
Oh not a-fucking-gain.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)
:D

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Fuck
Off
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
nomnomnom

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)
sandwiches
for both answers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)
I fucking love sandwiches

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Lewisham Wimpy.
Lewisham Wimpy.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:52, Reply)
HE LIVES!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Only just and I have you to thank for that!! ;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
GLESS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
*riots*
*smashes GLESS*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
You're alive then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Nah he's posting from beyond the grave

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Cornwall was lovely.
It was sunny Friday, Sat and Sun.

Feeling a bit rough after a 7 hour drive yesterday though.

Couldn't get into my part of Lewisham last night for nearly an hour.

Should get to go home a bit early today though, on the upside.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Ah you've been away then.
We were all worried sick.

Well CQ was a bit concerned.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Haha.
I somehow doubt it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
it's true, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Hurray you're not dead!
bash still on then?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Yep, got my bash head on now!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Bash head sounds like a post-riot injury

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
Debenhams.
I could do with some new towels.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
Try Next
They are cheaper to rob
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
I don't need to rob Next. I have a catalogue account with them.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Ahh, they rob you then?
Just like our house
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
I no rite.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Pork, Chicken, and Chorizo stew for me.
I wouldn't loot.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
Lunch of champions

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
It's really not, I fucked up.
Lesson learned, do not stew chorizo.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
Did you fry it first?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
Yep, fried it gently to get as much oil out of it as I could, before frying the onions in that oil.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Hard balance between nom and ARGH! BURNT!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)
Odd.
Is it cheap stuff? Did you dice it really small?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:02, Reply)
I normally slice it about .5cm thick
then you get nice chunks of it and it fries off OK without burning
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Nope, not bad stuff
And the slices weren't that small, is that where I've gone wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Dice it. From thick slices.
Don't cook slices.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Noted!
I'm cooking it again in a couple of days, just going to have it with tomatoes, onions, peppers, garlic and pasta, simple as possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Sounds good.
Buy and mix in a bit of spanish Morcilla. Same way, half as much as the chorizo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
I shall see if I can get my hands on some!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Chorizo a la Bobby then.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)
Why not?
I do
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
I think I cooked it for too long
The texture has gone vile.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Was it slices of or one big one chopped up?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
Big one chopped up

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
Why not you big gayer?
all the cool kids are rioting.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
Couldn't care less
I simply cannot bring myself to the idea of looting.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
How else are you supposed to get free TVs and Mango body butter?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Couldn't care less.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Just saw that footage of the lad being helped to his feet and robbed
and I would like to agree with everything you've said so far about how to deal with these cunts, and reiterate what I suggested in my text last night about the AT-ATs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
It's absolutely fucking sickening, isn't it?
Aye, I got that. Sorry I didn't reply, was at the quiz, didn't get out until gone 11:30, didn't know if it was too late to text!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)
You can text me whenever you like mate
Although that would have been too late for me to reply! At least tell me you won the quiz
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Nahh, not even in the top 6
Only two of us where there last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)
You definitely should have texted me then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)
The music round was our undoing
15/25, worst score we've ever had.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I might not have been able to help
I don't know much about the Beatles
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)
You couldn't care less?
I care, fucking cunts. Vandals and Thieves. I hope they wipe each other out.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Aye.
I've always taken great joy in working for something, and being able to buy it. While I'd appreciate it for free, I'd enjoy it so much more, knowing I'd worked hard for it.

I meant about the free stuff, I hope the looters are all gravely injured, and soon.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Cher's politically challenging followup single.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Well I snickered slightly

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
Ham omelette sandwich, mini sausages with HP Guinness sauce and some cheese
Looting:
Bookies or a bank. Ready cash please. A jewellers at a pinch, to pardon the pun
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:55, Reply)
They were looting Cash Converters in Croydon last night.
No fucking aspiration! Cocks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
Probably getting their Playstations back

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
surely they will just be selling it all back to them today?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:01, Reply)
I wish I'd invested in chipboard or a glaziers shop when I was younger.
I'd be coining it in now.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
DisneyWorld
Not that I'd want to steal anything from there, but you might as well enjoy the trip
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:06, Reply)
You can never have too much overpriced plastic crap.
What's the word on the cricket?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Lighters reckons Edgbaston is too far from the city centre to be affected
I hope so for the scum's sakes. If there's one demographic of England's population you do not want to piss off, it's the middle-aged posho cricket enthusiast
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
They might cancel it in a massive knee-jerk reaction, though.
In other news, the only status post in my fb feed that isn't talking about the riots is by Aleksander Orlov.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Am having a blonde day
No offence. Why do I recognise that name?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)
it's that fucking meerkat

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Thank you!
Or not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)
racist!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)
At least I didn't start on your and b3th's particular sub-category

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)
the 'not actually blonde at all' category

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Hey!
I'm a natural blonde! Well, dark blonde/ash blonde/grey mix...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I'm wondering whether to continue
denying my blondedom or to start using it as a badge of honour and re appropriate the word to be more positive and less about being dim
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I'm probably not blonde any more, it was only ever light enough to be deemed anything other than "mousy" after a month of sunshine
and I haven't seen my natural colour in a decade
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
I thought that, and with me it was closer to twenty years
but as it turns out, I actually am blonde.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)
we should start a movement
against blondeism. We might have to side with the gingers in this
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)
I'd like to point out at this juncture that my computer is running really slowly
which is what's delaying my witty rejoinders.

There'll be one along soon.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
this sucks
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/14460204
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
It's all insured.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)
not the point
it could be enough to make some of them go under
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
Not if it's insured.
They get stock value to them and business interruption compo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
along with everyone else claiming it
WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE SMALL BUSINESSMAN!?!
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Haha.
If they are quick they could make money out of it. It's not like they have to wait to sell the merchandise in question.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)
YOU suck.
Happy birthday, by the way. Welcome to being old.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
thanks
and thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Finally, an upside to the looting
That big-eyebrowed cunt from Busted won't be able to peddle his wares so easily
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)
Steady on
that's the real tragedy here
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)
My mate uses that warehouse
as he is an independant music distributor
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:28, Reply)
well on my list
is a new boiler but that would be too heavy, a new gas hob as two of my knobs have siezed and I can only use the giant one and the tiny one, a new washing machine as mine is very very old and probably also about to croak.All my CD players are broken so a new Micro system with DAB radio for the kitchen would be nice. I also want a new bed and mattress as I still have the one I shared with my ex and would like the new beau in my room but it doesn't seem appropriate. Oh and some top notch high quality food from Waitrose to shove in my freezer - food with yellow stickers has lost it's appeal for me.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
I'd totally loot your mum

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
I like her breasts.

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(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
Those boobies are big enough to pacify the most riotous mob.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)
This is a good idea
Call all the redtops, tell them to send their page 3 models down to the street, and stand there topless.

Trying to run whilst at def con bongle can't be easy, they'd be well easier to arrest!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)
I had a sandwich with slow roasted gammon leftovers from dinner last night
There are bugger all decent shops to choose from here, this is a town where Poundland had to buy the shop next door to expand into. Mind you they do stock the special 'EXTRA-LARGE SUMMER CANS' of Irn Bru so it's a possibility.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)

The only extra large can worth buying.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Drum and Bass in a can? Whatever will they think of next!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)
Pier One Imports, definitely.
But I wish I could've done it years ago, there was a lovely set of lemon tree diningware that I wanted oh so bad, but at $5 a piece I wasn't able to get it.

Still, they've a fuck load of nice things.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:16, Reply)
I think I'd anti-loot
to confuse people and to get rid of things in my house.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)
hahahahahaha
"HERE, TAKE MY ROOMMATE!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:41, Reply)
I have been sent home as the police say it's all going to kick off in Ealing a 2pm

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:17, Reply)
Ealing, Hillingdon, Ruislip, Harrow, Uxbridge and as far as Watford and Slough.
There's a LOT of rumourmongering going on, though.

Uxbridge high street is apparently shutting up shop at 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)
The urchins will be using the dreaded 207 to reak their trail of destruction

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:22, Reply)
The police are going to trash Bentalls?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)
Removing you from the area won't solve the problem, just relocate it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:24, Reply)
I just looted some key lime pie out of my fridge
Now I'm setting up a rioting base in my bed
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:28, Reply)
Never heard it called that before

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
rrrrrrrowrrrrr
I'D riot in your bed!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
I almost care now.
www.guardian.co.uk/music/2011/aug/09/independent-record-labels-stock-london-riots
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Mentioned above ^^
EDIT: Nuclear Blast? FUCK!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)
same story as Vip's?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Uniqlo in Bromley has been destroyed.
Now I'm not happy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Hey, you're not dead either!
b3tans are indestructible!
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)
I went out into the mix last night, I can confirm it was fucking nuts.
Few sketchy moments though. The worst was when some lad was filming the police whacking someone with a batton shouting police brutality, my mate grabbed his phone in anger and launched it about two hundred yards down the road. Funny now but we had to slip away sharpish.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)
If you want to go looting, just go. Wherever you want is an easy target.
There was about thirty riot police outside a massive bike shop last night, which had been cleaned out minutes earlier. Then they got called somewhere else, within five minutes the yoots were back at that shop cleaning it out again. It really was that simple.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)
Reheated Nommy Pizza from last night
I'd loot Swipey's Flat, totally.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)
Her stuff wouldn't fit you.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)
No, but I could sell it all and be minted Dahling
And once I was minted he newly destitute swipey would be irresistibly attracted to me so I'd get money and dirty sex. win.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)
No no no, her EX was the bedshitter, not her.
Your sex would be so vanilla, it's like you were married.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)
Nah, Swipey id well durty, innit?
She post people her pants and stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)
Pfft
I bet she goes home after work, knits, and talks to her cats all night.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
not she has kinky sex with her HOT MAN
she's said so on the internet, so it must be so.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)
i'm allergic to cats

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Shit, isn't it?
I'm the same.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)
You'd loot Cavy's pants, and we all know it!


I'm sorry, I have no idea where I'm going with this. If it becomes a meme, I can only apologise.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:40, Reply)
I've been harping on about this for a while
With your assistance, it could become credible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:43, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:44, Reply)
Oh, come on
you could get a shag out of it...
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)
and darth might get some
bum action from his meme. It's not always a good thing

uh, no offence, quixote
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:48, Reply)
^ she so wants your body ^

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Humpf!
*sulks*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
I said
no offence. That means you're not allowed to take any
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
I am mortally offended.
There is only one solution: a duel!

*slaps with gauntlet*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)
*arms guinea pigs*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)
This has given me a role-play based moment of nostalgia
I used to have a Dwarven Warrior, he was more nails than even B3th, like level 60 in everything, enchanted axe, damn near unkillable. He rode into battle. On a pig. The pig was called Bathos, he was Nails too.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:58, Reply)
*rolls a D20*

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)
Appropriate as this was Warhammer Fantasy Battle
and it used D20s I think, although 2 D10 was more normal.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)
seriously? yuck!
I thought it was d&d or something. I haven't played d&d much, either, but one time I was an orc from the church of fertility - "this round I will mostly be groping that guy in the corner"
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
We played AD&D for a bit
But it was shit and the combat system was too slow, so we reverted to Warhammer.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)
how about ADHD&D ?

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We gave it a go
but everyone lost interest pretty quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:18, Reply)
badum-tish
I'll set them up and you knock 'em down.
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D4 gives better damage
according to Mr Norman Cook.
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I always hear the line that way.
I wonder what it's supposed to mean
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I suspect exactly what you think it is.
ie, it's a D&D thing.

Either that, or it's a child's alphabet lesson and it's "D for Damager" .. but most of the lyrics sites have it as "D4 Damager"

That, or he's beating up a third of Eminem's band.
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also D4s
work well as caltrops and as such are real life damagers
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)
*feels slighted*

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)
oh great
now I'm stuck in a politeness trap
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Nah, it's cool
I wouldn't either, just winding you up.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:50, Reply)
FINE!
now I am slighted!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
see above^

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Yes, you have
I've never been sure why.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)

pants +Chainmail G-string

I'd wear it like an eye-patch.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:45, Reply)
rrrrrr
I'm sorry, I really don't know what's wrong with me at the moment. I think my hormones are in full middle-aged-lady rage. Plus, someone told me last night that I'm sexy, and it's gone to my head.

*shames*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Naughty girl.
*spanks*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)
Well, it's true.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)
It *so* is

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)
I'd steal every hoodie, balaclava, ski mask, bandana, scarf, snood and wide-brimmed hat in London
in a Santa Claus-esque fashion; an entire city devoid of headwear before they get up in the morning. Then let's see who's brave enough to fucking riot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:46, Reply)
That'll be pretty much everyone who's rioting anyway, then.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:54, Reply)
Another fantastic picture
www.flickr.com/photos/pixel-eight/6024429000/sizes/l/in/photostream/
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:47, Reply)
Is that Billie Piper?
I saw a good picture earlier, of a woman jumping out of a burning building.

I say 'good', obviously I don't mean 'good'. Probably 'striking'. Or 'fucking shameful'.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)
Aye, I know the one you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:51, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-14456065
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)
Can't watch that, makes me feel ill.
I also don't want to think about the amount of independent shop owners I saw crying last night because that makes me feel ill too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:55, Reply)
No, that can't be true.
After all, these rioters are only 'sticking it to the man'!

By christ, where's a suicide bomber when you need one?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)
The CON-DEMS cut funding to the training camps

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)
I saw that earlier, it makes me feel physically sick.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:59, Reply)
Since it's purple
I take it that's the bleeding kid being robbed?
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Yep

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:04, Reply)
Are you saying chinese people have purple blood?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
er, no, I meant the link
everyone knows the chinaman bleeds green.
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It's okay everyone, Dave's back
and he feels for the people living in fear. So that's alright then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 13:53, Reply)
Now now, we've discussed scoring political points on the back of this

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:00, Reply)
Is he off to hug a hoodie?
If he gets stabbed, reckon that'll change the government's viewpoint?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:01, Reply)
The government's viewpoint has nothing to do with this, though

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Sorry, I meant on the whole 'we won't use water cannons, etc' part.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:05, Reply)
Oh, right, yeah
I don't think they should use water cannon or deploy the army. It's crossing a line that we'll never be able to go back from.

I think they might have to, though, and that's nearly as depressing as the riots themselves.
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No offence AA
but the Met doesn't even own a water cannon.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:07, Reply)
There isn't even one on mainland UK
There are 6 in Belfast, but somehow I can't see the RUC giving them up right in the middle of childish orange cunt sorry, marching season.
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Only one thing for it.
We'll just have to supply them with Super Soakers!
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)
full of acid?

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Skunk scent.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:16, Reply)
Aye, I know.
Tbh, I'm just frustrated that there's so little the police can do in these circumstances, even with the amount of shit being thrown at them, all they can do is attempt to contain.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:10, Reply)
and twat people with their hitty sticks
don't forget the hitty sticks.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:11, Reply)
What a wonderful turn of phrase.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:12, Reply)
not only that, but he's on the side of the decent law abiding people
That's a relief then, I was expecting him to be with the looters, reliving his Bullingdon Club days...

On a side note I find it odd to be part of the Decent law-abiding majority for once...
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:03, Reply)

"seismologists reported a sudden lurch to the right as people who own tagines found themselves calling for the immediate deployment of the Parachute Regiment and a couple of RAF Tornadoes"

/dailymash
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hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)

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russian news is reporting
zoo animals on the street, according to scaryduck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:15, Reply)
This is the problem you get when "according to our sources" translates as "what we just read on twitter"

(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:20, Reply)
makes news more interesting
if less accurate
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:22, Reply)
posted that to fb; genius

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:06, Reply)
My last fb status haha

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 9 Aug 2011, 14:08, Reply)

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