Lance Henriksen is cool
Scott Mills is most certainly not. I'd be embarrassed if my 11 year old used "well jell" instead of jealous let alone a middle aged 'disc-jockey'.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:08, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

all radio 1 DJs are complete dickheads
without exception
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:08, Reply)

Oh, I don't know about that
I think Fearne Cotton is really interesting to listen to, plays a wide variety of exciting new music and her interviewing skills are second to none.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:22, Reply)

*poker face*
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*cracks start to show*
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:27, Reply)

Pull your trousers up then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:29, Reply)

I cracked up for a second here.
For a moment I thought Lance Henriksen was the name of that Norwegian massacre chappie.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:10, Reply)