Con Air was entertaining, but only because of John Malkovich

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:57, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

This^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 9:58, Reply)

...is not true in any way

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Cyrus Grissom: [to Johnny 23] I despise rapists. For me, you're somewhere between a cockroach and that white stuff that accumulates at the corner of your mouth when you're really thirsty. But, in your case, I'll make an exception.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:02, Reply)

He has one of the daftest death scenes in Con Air that I've seen outside of a Naked Gun film
..but if you've made it that far into the film with your disbelief suspended just above your toes than it's perfectly reasonable.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:10, Reply)

Er...^SPOILER^

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Thank you
I shall

*buys elaborate anniversary gift*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Have you ever seen any of the Final Destination films?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:18, Reply)

The convoluted death scenes are the only reason to watch those films..
..but I think I got bored of that being the sole reason by the third film. Not that the first two films are any great shakes but they were entertaining enough.

They ruined the David Warner death scene (aka the greatest film decapitation ever) in the Omen remake by making it too 'Final Destination-y'
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:24, Reply)

I am very much the same.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:29, Reply)

You appear to be 'quoting film'.

Please don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:20, Reply)

Did you threaten to overrule him?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1249569
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:28, Reply)