mate, I play hockey. In pink socks.
I drink G&T. I have pale blue snowflakes tattoed on my back and a paw-print on my shoulder. I shave my head. I could out-gay you, blindfolded, with one hand tied behind my back.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:44, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

how much would we have to pay
for a picture of you in the pink socks?

i don't mean just the pink socks or anything, or if that is the case, you can take the picture from the knee downwards please (on the safe assumption that this wouldn't show anything dodgy unless you are in fact hung like a jamaican)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

free to those that can afford it
terrible expensive to those that cannot.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

excellent
fork it over.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

you'll probably have to wait until after the tournament this weekend.
It's not a picture I have to hand.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

don't worry, i can wait
i was going to say something about it being a picture i can keep to hand, but i couldn't make it make sense, so, you know. just don't get them too muddy. nice and pink, that's what we like!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)

It's our tournament so it's on the Scottish National team's two water astros.
There's not likely to be much mud.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

marvellous.
/looks forward to monday.

also, if any of your teammates (male only please) happen to have nice arses and/or legs, feel free to take pics of them too please, kthx.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

You wish to see a pic of badger's pink sock?
YOU SICK FUCK!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

I have absolutely no idea how to respond to this
Um... bender!

Is that how it's done?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Capital, my dear fellow. Spot on.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Oh good
Wouldn't want to get something like that wrong. Not in this company.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)