A Chihuahua?
When you get back to your small flat you'll want to hear somebody bark.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:03, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

And a cat's no help with that

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:05, Reply)

Not one of PSB's stronger efforts...
but thanks for indulging me!
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:06, Reply)

It all depends.
If I'm a billionare with a big house: A Newfoundlands
If I'm a millionare with a not so but still big house: A St Bernard
If I'm a half a millionare with a normal sized house: A husky
If I'm a 1/4 millionare with a normal but not so big sized house: A lab or golden retriever.
If I'm a working man: A cockapoo, pug or St Charles.
If I'm a tramp: A newfoundland that can double up as a blanket.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:15, Reply)

I like that the same animal is at the top and bottom of the scale here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:54, Reply)