That is both brilliant and incredibly upsetting
A bit like series 5 of Buffy the Vampire Slayer
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Strikethroughs
BUFFY IS SHIT
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:47, Reply)

*constructs accurate but simplistic argument, remembering target audience*
No it isn't, you cretin
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

The series with Glory and Dawn appearing?
That was 'fucking shit' (apart from 'The Body' and maybe some other episodes)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:49, Reply)

I disagree
However I will concede that the argument works better if you prefix "series 5" above with "The episode 'The Body' from"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Many
sports would surely be more titillating (and no doubt played with more passion) if the vanquished were to become the sexual chew-toy of the the victor. Rugby League and boxing immediately spring to mind. Mixed-doubles tennis for the hetero crowd.
(Happybara The jungle came alive and took him, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:02, Reply)

I am a mite appalled that you haven't yet mentioned women's beach volleyball
in this otherwise excellent plan
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:10, Reply)

Womens Volleyball FTW

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:29, Reply)