Oh right, it's the twelfth man argument
It's a shame that the other eleven on the pitch couldn't give a shit if you got run over by a bus after the game.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:45, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Depends if it was the team's tour bus
Then they might give a shit about you rudely getting in their way and selfishly spraying your viscera up the front of said bus, inconsiderately delaying them in getting to their hotel.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:47, Reply)

you missed out
"where they will repeatedly spitroast vacuous bimbos whilst lighting cigars with £50 notes"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 16:50, Reply)

A very valid point!
And you wouldn't want to delay their arrival to such an important task - what sort of team player would that make you?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:00, Reply)

as an active team member
you should probably deliver them your girlfriend and your sister* to ensure that you are actively assisting in their relaxation.

*Unless you're Bert, in which case this is defining example of "two birds with one stone"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:03, Reply)

It's not the twelfth man argument.
It's the fact that it isn't just about eleven men kicking a ball about.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:10, Reply)

No, it's about 22 men kicking a ball about
and hundreds of yobs having a punch up in the car park.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:17, Reply)

I like this

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 17:23, Reply)