He's probably the sort of bloke with ear rings and a face.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:50, 1 reply, 15 years ago)

Hey!
I have earrings and a face!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Yeah', but your voice is at the right octave.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

and how would you know?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03, Reply)

I hacked your voicemail.
BTW, your father says you've run out of bog roll and asked if you can pick some up on the way home. I think he was your father, he called you sweetie-pie and sounded old.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:07, Reply)

omg
that's so spooky, cos we're running low on bog roll, and my old man does call me sweetie (when he wants something).

*worries*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Get him some extra soft stuff, show him you care.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:11, Reply)