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What UK based attraction/monument have you always fancied visiting, but never bothered?
Alt: If you were given £250 and told to go out and spend it on yourself, what would you buy?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:05,
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Hadrians wall.
alt: moar boots. (Actually I could do with a new cooker.)
Alt alt: crap weather for August innit.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:12,
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Boots are more fun than a cooker.
Get the boots (although don't expect me to give you the £250 to get them with).
Arr, the weather has been properly moody this year. No 'summer' as such, just a few days that haven't been as miseable as others.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:14,
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Alt alt: in comparison to Hawaii, yes.
In comparison to every other summer we've ever had in Britain, par for the course.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:14,
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Last summer was better.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:16,
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ah, back in the seventies we had real summers....
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:16,
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Innit.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:29,
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GOLF!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:16,
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That abbey in Whitby.
Or that open air theatre in Cornwall.
alt:
this. Or a tablet.
Alt alt: we're winning 2-1! I'm really not sure how this is possible.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:14,
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You could buy two of that thing you've linked!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:17,
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I know!
Then I could have a spare one!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:22,
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And have double the amount of the one you don't like left at the end!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:23,
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yay!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:25,
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I've been to both of them
the Minack is incredible, but make sure you wrap up warm.
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berk, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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Blousie.
Can you answer a question for me please.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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ok
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:26,
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Did Lisa Stansfield ever find her baby?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:27,
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I don't think so.
But then I lost track years ago.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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She looked in more places than Kate McCann
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:29,
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Maybe that's where Kate went wrong.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:29,
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The question popped into my head earlier and I thought you might have the answer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:29,
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Sorry!
Not a fucking clue.
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:30,
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Never mind.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:30,
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She's still looking according to her Facebook group
her baby is proving more elusive than both Shergar and Lucan.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:31,
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For two years I used to live literally ten minutes from Diggerland Castleford, and never went.
I was a fool.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:18,
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Menkle!
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girlinthehole, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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90Nz0's flat
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:21,
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I didn't bother visiting London until I was about 24
despite living only about 30 miles away my entire life.
*Technically* I suppose I did since I lived there until I was 3, but since I don't remember any of that, I don't count it. So NER.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:28,
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At least when you got to 24 you could appreciate just how shit London is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:31,
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Really, once you've done the tourist attractions, and the museums
all there is to look at is grinding poverty and pikeys.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:32,
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Say what you want but all this disability legislation has proved a good thing for head dobber access in the capital
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:33,
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Rory, not a night goes by that I don't raise my flippers in thanks
for the legislation allowing flids, spastics and mongoloids the freedom to shamble around aimless and dribbling.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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Joseph Merricks dream has come true
You'll get a curiosity fuck out of it one day, mark my words.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:38,
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John Merrick you flid.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:08,
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I'd love to see Salisbury or Canterbury cathedrals
Or the Shetland isles, or some of the other equally remote ones up there.
Clothes, probably. Or I'd put it towards a new laptop or a holiday.
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berk, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:34,
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Salisbury cathedral's lovely
but utterly ruined by the shameless, grasping begging of the caretakers.
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Kroney, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:35,
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I've been to both those cathedrals
I love churches and cathedrals, me. Which is odd, considering what a godless heathen I asm.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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Wells cathedral is worth a peek too
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 8:46,
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I'd go to brighton for the weekend with a friend, not sure who would be up for it, but that's what I'd do. Get a real real cheap B&B and visit some lovely resturants and walk along the lanes and see a show there.
Who would like to go with me?
I quite fancy doing the London Eye, never done that before.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:44,
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Darth'll join you.
Although you might find yourself eating alone.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:45,
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and he'll have to pretend to be asleep in the next bed with the duvet pulled up over his head listening to the horrors of Darth boffing a sailorboy
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:48,
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Surely he'd be the receiver?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:49,
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I'm vague on the details, all I know is the sheets will have to be thrown away the next day
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:51,
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He's probably the sort of bloke with ear rings and a face.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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Hey!
I have earrings and a face!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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Yeah', but your voice is at the right octave.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03,
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and how would you know?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:03,
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I hacked your voicemail.
BTW, your father says you've run out of bog roll and asked if you can pick some up on the way home. I think he was your father, he called you sweetie-pie and sounded old.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:07,
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omg
that's so spooky, cos we're running low on bog roll, and my old man does call me sweetie (when he wants something).
*worries*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:08,
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Get him some extra soft stuff, show him you care.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:11,
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I was debating about taking my girls on the London Eye next month
but I can't decide if it is, to paraphrase Monty, 'fucking shit'.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:50,
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Is the Weston eye still there?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:51,
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It is indeed.
I drove past it just this very afternoon.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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If you've not bothered with that, I can't imagine the London eye would be any better.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:53,
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The view is supposed to be amazing, I've seen pictures and they look 'wow', and even then, I don't think they could do it justice.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:52,
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I'm guessing they'd love to see it
but the tickets where you jump the queue are about £30 and I can't decide if that's worth it.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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Hmmm, I'm not to sure then.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:06,
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Noel and I only paid for the ones where you don't jump the queue.
Was still pretty ace. Loved it, despite the absolute FEAR it gave me.
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Poppet some assembly required., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 0:12,
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Some shoes. I looked over mine
and I don't have any suitable for interview. With enough left over I'd buy a couple of skirts as well.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:54,
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Any joy at all workwise Amberl?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 21:56,
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No. I did a day's temp work today
and Kroney reminded me of the Civil Service, but I might need a slightly better C.V.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:12,
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I've been asked around on your behalf.
Who did you temp with today?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:13,
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Cheers Jeff
A managed marketing place. Literally stuffing envelopes.
Also, how rude, how are you doing?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:15,
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It's all going quiet
what happened to the nattering?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:19,
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You natter away.
I'll join you in a natter.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:19,
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what about them young 'uns, eh?
wasn't like that in my day. Six of the best'd sort them right out.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:21,
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Are you on about the riots, or just beating kids in general?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:23,
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a little from column A...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:26,
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I'd send them all to WsM for 'rehab'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:27,
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oh yeah, that'd help.
there's enough chav scum here to fill a jeremy kyle show for a year
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:31,
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Pier bash will add to the number!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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not attractions per se but I'd like to visit a few of the islands
Isle of Man, Sark, Jersey, Guernsey. I get the impression that they're all a bit mad and disconnected (in more than a physical sense) from the mainland.
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Zoz prayed for twink on, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:24,
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I watched Wicker Man.
I can see where you're coming from.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:26,
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does scotland count?
Alt: Tattoos or lego
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:32,
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Have you had your tatts finished now?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:33,
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bit more on my back, another few hours on my arm then having a break for a while
as it's quite restrictive on social activities.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:35,
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You mean wanking, don't you.
Why aren't you coming to the pier bash?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:37,
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He's not coming?
Bobby you queer, come to the bash!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:40,
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no, swimming, going to the beach etc
what weston bash?
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:54,
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Have a look on the calendar.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 22:59,
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I'm in
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:09,
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I retract my calling you a queer
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:10,
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In which case.
Please allow me to call Bob a queer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:12,
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go right ahead
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:13,
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good, I retract shitting in your pillow case.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:12,
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QUEER!
B3th made me say that.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:14,
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Yes. Yes, I did.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:17,
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biatch
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:26,
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woo yay!
I can laugh at your tat in person, happytimes.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:14,
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tats - i have loads, making me street innit
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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you mean dual carriageway
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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Fuckin' bus lane inn-ee!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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DAS AUTOBAHN
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:21,
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Probably The London Eye.
Alt: probably a new (well second hand) laptop, this one's getting a bit tired.
AltAlt: My flat is now quite tidy, and with my bed in it's new position, I can lie diagonally upside-down on it and post on here, which makes me happy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:04,
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hurrah!
*bed posting high fives*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:07,
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Hello loverly B3th.
I'm resisting making creepy comments about being in bed together, so I'll ask how are you doing? I gather you team did well in the game thing, I trust this pleases you?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:13,
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The Porridge beat the Bacon.
Meaning that the 'not the best breakfast' won the game.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:15,
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I'm still in shock
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:16,
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This makes every bit as much sense as sport things usually do, please do not explain further.
Glad your day got better. I finally booked time off and put my name down officially for the pier and I'm all excited, especially if there is crazy golf.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:18,
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I might attack a seagull with a putter.
I've not decided yet.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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I think we actually have two crazy golf courses...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:19,
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That's
crazy fucked up.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:20,
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*bounces*
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:21,
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We could have the first ever B3ta-pro-celebrity-invitational tournament!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:23,
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Cool, who get's to be a pro and who's a celebrity?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:25,
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ANYONE who plays golf is a pro
the rest are celebs.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:26,
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I've done a bit of pitch and put, does that make me a pro?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:30,
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teeing off next is Ernie Els.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:31,
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Is he a golfer?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:34,
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yes
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:35,
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right.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:39,
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We could argue about that nearer the time.
My general rule of thumb would be that all women are prostitutes, thus making them 'pros' - I'm guessing the blokes would be the celebs, based on that.
Granted, this logic is a bit 'tarts and vicars' but I reckon it'll work.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:27,
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Well, I can't fault your logic.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:31,
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If Crazy Golf is open. I might even buy a trophy.
The 'Dog Fucker Cup' might be the prize that people want.
Plus I'll make sure it's cheaper than the cost of a pint.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:34,
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You don't know the cost of a pint!
Not on the pier, anyway.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:37,
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There's beer on the pier?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:39,
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There might be.
No-one's been to check yet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:40,
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*coughs*
I thought you were going to check before the Yanks arrived?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:43,
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No, no.
*when* they arrive.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:45,
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What the fuck with Septics know about the cider selection!!!!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:45,
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I don't know, Jeff!
Do I have to do everything myself???
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:47,
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Yes.
Yes. You. Do.
Failing that, just give 'em a bell.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:48,
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mutter mutter mutter
http://www.grandpier.co.uk/contact-us
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:51,
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Fuck that.
If you want Bristol info, I'll gladly find things out for you. It's your manor. You call 'em.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:52,
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I think I could be either.
and I am spectacularly shit at mini golf.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:27,
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Fountains Abbey
and the British Library.
Alt: Oh, I don't know. Lose eighty of the pounds then pretty clothes with the rest?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:39,
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I'm doing the british library on Saturday, it's going to be ace.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:40,
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It's one of the ones I feel I should go to.
I still want to go to the beach. Crow and I had GRAND PLANS and then we were busy. We're not looking at much free time until October :(
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:42,
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Any particular beach?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:44,
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Not sure.
I like the grey and the chilly so I'm in no hurry.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:49,
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I do like a stormy sea.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:50,
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Think of the stingrays!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:43,
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I want to see penguins too, actually
Stingrays are velvety, did you know? I've stroked one.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:49,
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I've stroked more than my fair share of stingrays! :-)
(Actually, in real 'stingray' terms, no I haven't. But I did witness a 'collective' of rays coming into shore everynight at the same time to be fed by hand when I was in the Maldives).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:51,
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Saggy milk-sacks.
nighty night all.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:55,
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you called?
yeah, me too. night boys and girls.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:59,
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