I think we actually have two crazy golf courses...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:19, 2 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

That's crazy fucked up.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:20, Reply)

*bounces*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:21, Reply)

We could have the first ever B3ta-pro-celebrity-invitational tournament!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:23, Reply)

Cool, who get's to be a pro and who's a celebrity?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:25, Reply)

ANYONE who plays golf is a pro
the rest are celebs.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:26, Reply)

I've done a bit of pitch and put, does that make me a pro?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:30, Reply)

teeing off next is Ernie Els.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)

Is he a golfer?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:34, Reply)

yes

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:35, Reply)

right.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)

We could argue about that nearer the time.
My general rule of thumb would be that all women are prostitutes, thus making them 'pros' - I'm guessing the blokes would be the celebs, based on that.

Granted, this logic is a bit 'tarts and vicars' but I reckon it'll work.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)

Well, I can't fault your logic.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:31, Reply)

If Crazy Golf is open. I might even buy a trophy.
The 'Dog Fucker Cup' might be the prize that people want.

Plus I'll make sure it's cheaper than the cost of a pint.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:34, Reply)

You don't know the cost of a pint!
Not on the pier, anyway.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:37, Reply)

There's beer on the pier?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:39, Reply)

There might be.
No-one's been to check yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:40, Reply)

*coughs*
I thought you were going to check before the Yanks arrived?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:43, Reply)

No, no.
*when* they arrive.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:45, Reply)

What the fuck with Septics know about the cider selection!!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:45, Reply)

I don't know, Jeff!
Do I have to do everything myself???
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:47, Reply)

Yes.
Yes. You. Do.

Failing that, just give 'em a bell.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:48, Reply)

mutter mutter mutter
http://www.grandpier.co.uk/contact-us
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:51, Reply)

Fuck that.
If you want Bristol info, I'll gladly find things out for you. It's your manor. You call 'em.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:52, Reply)

I think I could be either.
and I am spectacularly shit at mini golf.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Aug 2011, 23:27, Reply)