I know you're joking and that
but why do homophobic men always assume that 'the gays' will be desperate to bum them? I mean, when you look at these troglodytes, they're not exactly god's gift, are they? Generally speaking...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:35, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

they probably assume that all women want to fuck them as well
so it's the same thing.

complete stupidity
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Once again, in my case this is in fact true.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Speaking as someone who's been leered at by Boy George
I can assure you that the gays are indeed desperate to bum me. I don't blame them.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:40, Reply)

I doubt 1980s Boy George
would look twice at 2011 Boy George.

Sorry, that just occurred to me...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)

No he wouldn't - because he'd be too busy leering at me in Camden Sainsbury's.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)

I've been sexually assaulted by somebody claiming to be a lesbian
much to the amusement of my other half.

Note: I do not believe they were really a lesbian.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)

you must have been a very sexy 11 year old

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

I certainly was.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Gay men hit on me all the time.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)

on
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)

+s
Oaten lolz
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

haha

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)

they can smell their own

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)