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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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What really happened? Was he upset because he woke up and you were "spooning" him and dribbling in his ear?
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No, that was itReconstructed, it appeared I'd considered him and attempted to wedge the door open with cardboard but failed. Good job too, as when I woke up around 4am I had apparently pulled down my trousers and pants, sat on the end of the bed to take them off, and just flopped backwards already snoring. Not a good thing to greet you when returning from a piss-up.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:42,
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His colleague walked in to find that Lighty had drawn a picture of his face on a pillowand was vigorously wanking into a pair of his pants, repeating his name over and over again whilst clad in a lacy pink negligee.
It made conversation at breakfast the next day a little awkward, to say the least.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:44,
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