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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Home Alone.
In which a teenage boy is accidentally left behind when his parents go on holiday, and he spends a fortnight downloading porn and masturbating furiously into a bucket.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:00, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
The twist should be that it's told from the bucket's point of view

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)
You're the investor, do what you want.
I shall, however, complain bitterly about the integrity of my screenplay being compromised by the studio system.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)
And not doing the washing up

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:02, Reply)
Hahahhaa

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:03, Reply)
Homo Loan
The true story of Lloyds TSB branching out into the pink pound market
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)

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