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Seeing as we're all REALLY INTO "FILM" here,I am offering funding. Come and pitch your ideas for a groundbreaking new 'FILM' to me.
The best pitch will be blessed with my funding.
(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:27, 196 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
It's about a cyborg driving instructorwho goes back in time, for some reason.
His best friend is a talking pie.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:30,
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Ron Howard is attached to direct...(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:55,
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A spastic jewish gay cripplespends the war hiding from the Nazi's in the sewers only to be shot dead accidentally by his best friend a German cartoon mouse played by Rutger Hauer on the last day of the war.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:31,
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Wimmin? Driving planes?I've barely let mine near the controls of my motor car, don't you know.
*polishes monocle*
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I Know Bot You Did Last Summera charming coming of age tale of homosexuality and bribery
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:33,
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Washing machine repair mangoes to this middle aged woman's house. While he is there she keeps interrupting him and flashing her knickers and tits at him.
He ends up having sex with her variously around the kitchen (with no regard for food hygiene) and then leaves without even getting the washing machine working again.
Well?
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I like it, this sounds like it could be an excellent "homage" to a film I was watching the other nightWhat? Quentin Tarantino's allowed to use that excuse...
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I think the repair man should also speak Mandarin and Japanese fluently for absolutely no good reason(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:50, Reply)
Presuming with an alarming twist toward the endIn which the chocolate biscuit realises he imagined the person attacking him?
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OK, ok, ok.... I've said it a few time, my idea changes a bit every time, BUT.Will Smith and Jacky Chan are time traveling cops who are chasing Jasson Strepham through history. As things change through their anticks, things change in the future. It turns out that Jason isn't evil, but he's trying to undo something, like, the cure for aids going wrong and making it airborn, or something like that.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:35,
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Or the sequal to Labyinth.The boy is now in his teens, and he wants to become the goblin king.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:35,
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The May TricksKeanu Reaves escapes a computer generated world to shag ropey old whores in the 5th month of the year.
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:36,
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I like where this is going, but just to constrain the budget slightly,could we adjust it to "The(resa) May Tricks"?
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This is currently the front runner.Edit: With apologies for use of the word 'runner.' That's probably not an image you wanted in conjunction with the above title...
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Forrest GimpIt's a film about Mr Whittaker getting chained up and beaten in a wooded area.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:40,
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Star WhoresKatie Price and Paris Hilton in spaaaaaaaaace
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:40,
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I'm sure I've already seen a film called that...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:45,
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Blade RimmerHarrison Ford greedily slurps at Wesley Snipes' anus
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:42,
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The Blowjob Olympics.A grawling 7 day long competition who gives the best blowjob between BGB, Swipie, B3th, Berk, Amberly, Lampers, Lamper's Housemate, Clindrix, Lusty. They have different catagories such as who can make it last the longest, who can make it last the quickest, the double penis. They'll be score-cards involved but ultimatly it'll be down to me, as the recipient of the blowjobs, to give the final points, given a split-vote.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:44,
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I suspect you have already "storyboarded" this, Gonz. And you are ready to go having already completed pre-production.
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The Worse LieutenantHarvey Keitel reprises his seminal role by sitting naked in a squeaky leather chair mumbling obscenities for 117 minutes.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:45,
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No Cunt Tree For Old MenA charming tale of Tommy Lee Jones coming to terms with the fact that you can't grow new vaginas from planting one in the ground
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:45,
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HahahahaYOU'RE offering funding. The only concept I can think of where the budget would be appropriate is a big-screen outing for Blakes 7
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*scrabbles around back of sofa*15p so far, but I'm looking into draw in additional investments from other interested parties.
(Where parties = sofas)
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Even Blakes 7 might be out of reachHow about we trim certain non-essentials down... Blakes 1?
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How about Blakey's 7?In which a decrepit old bus conductor is wrongly accused of a crime, then goes on the run with a motley crew of ne'er-do-wells and tries to bring down the London Transport Company. Cathchphrase: "I'll get you, Servalan".
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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Goody Willy HuntingLocal townsfolk go in search of the reanimated corpse of Jade Goodys penis which has been killing local children
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:48,
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'Highlando'In which Billy Dee Williams gets out of his fucking nut on methamphetamine - with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:50,
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"I heeeee know where heeeeee they're keeping heeee my stash"(
Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:03,
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The Nightmare Before ChristmasA film about parents on minimum wage trying to afford Christmas for their clueless children.
Seminal scenes include;
Mum offering to suck men off for £10 a time, just so she can get the latest Action Man.
Dad crying into his bills, as he has to remortgage the house, so they can afford a Turkey for Christmas dinner.
And of course, the inevitable tantrum as it turns out Mum picked the wrong Action Man, which she discovers as it smashes into the wall.
Join us this year, it'll be fun for all the family! And possibly a little familiar to some of you...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:51,
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This sounds good. Possibly the only contender so far to compete with broadsword's suggestions.(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:55, Reply)
This family's mistake was having children.I like the underlying social commentary
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Kroney, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:55,
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Bum Bog MillionaireA film highlighting the life and loves of George Michael
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:52,
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Beauty and the BeastThe touching story of how Lusty met Monty.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:53,
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'Performance'In which Mick Jagger and James Fox talk frankly about erectile dysfunction - with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:53,
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'Schindler's Pissed'He gets lashed up on Carling down the pub, and accidentally blabs about his Jew-smuggling antics - with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:54,
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I like this. Better still we could make it by just sticking a big nose on my old flatmate.(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:58, Reply)
Animal HouseAbout a family of Nigerians settling in London.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:56,
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'Fiddling on the Roof - the Rod Hull Story'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:56,
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Yes, yes, this is promising.Or we just follow Paul Gadd around the world with a camera and call it "Fiddler on the Hoof"
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Heat93 minutes of Jeff talking about how he prefers dogs during the proestrus stage.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:58,
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'Fiddler on the Hoof - My Travels in South East Asia' starring Paul Gadd, OBE(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:58,
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An American Werewolf in ParisIn which a yank tourist gets bitten by a crazed creature whilst on a tour of France, and then spends the rest of the film nuts deep in the heir to the Hilton fortune's capacious grot bucket, before being put out of his misery by being shot TO DETH at the end.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:58,
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...by a wanking teenage boy?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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I never said that.You filthy-minded perv.
Oh, the missus is coming to your bash btw.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:13,
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Innit?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:18,
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Fiddler of da YoofA heartwarming story about an inner city paedophile.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:59,
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'A Fiddler and a Poof - the Jonathan King Story'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:00,
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Home Alone.In which a teenage boy is accidentally left behind when his parents go on holiday, and he spends a fortnight downloading porn and masturbating furiously into a bucket.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:00,
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The twist should be that it's told from the bucket's point of view(, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:01, Reply)
You're the investor, do what you want.I shall, however, complain bitterly about the integrity of my screenplay being compromised by the studio system.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:02,
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And not doing the washing up(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:02,
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Homo LoanThe true story of Lloyds TSB branching out into the pink pound market
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:18,
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'The Kids Are Alright, I Suppose - I've seen sexier, though'The big-screen adaptation of Pete Townshend's 'book'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:01,
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Only if you find the sexual abuse of children amsuing, Kroney.I happen to find it an extremely distressing subject, personally.
You disgust me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:06,
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Inevitably.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:06,
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Men in Blacks3 friends go into a store to buy Camping gear.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:02,
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Homer Loanin which the ancient Greek author tries to a get an unsecured £25k bank loan - with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:03,
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Spider-ManIn which a teenage boy awakens after being bitten by a radioactive prostitute and discovers he has the extraordinary ability to produce a strange, sticky white fluid at the flick of a wrist.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:05,
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Any film ideas not concerning teenage boys and semen, at all?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:06,
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Yes, see above a bit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:07,
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You know what they say, Montywrite about what you know
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:09,
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Brokeback MountieIn which a member of the RCMP falls from his horse and ruptures his spinal column rendering him quadriplegic – with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:08,
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Rise of the Planet of the ApesPrimitive life-forms rise up against their betters and loot various electrical retailers for their wares. Includes interactive "choose your own ending" feature in which audience members can deal with cast members as they see fit.
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3 Men and a BabyA "touching" story about a paedophile gang from the North.
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That was in the south, you addled old fuckwit.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:14,
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Haringey is in North London you spaniel.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:16,
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It's still south, so ner.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:17,
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The Empire Strikes Backin which Zimbabwean landowners have their farms repossessed by jealous nig-nogs - with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:12,
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The Rise and Fall of the British EmpireA sweeping epic, which starts with the highly determined 'Britons' conquering the world and killing Darkies, and covers their eventual decline into decadence. The film ends with the nation's cities being razed to the ground by the revolting underclass.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:12,
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A Cartoon rightWith Animals in it, you with me so far? Ok and the animals right, they can talk and do things that animals wouldn't normally do!
We can call it, any fucking dreamworks film released ever.
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Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:14,
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Brokeblack Mountin'In which an increasingly desperate Richard 'British Will Smith' Blackwood resorts to gay porn in order to pay the bills.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:15,
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The Empire Strikes BlacksMichael Caine's colonial officer builds a touching relationship with his Zulu manservant through the language of appalling racial violence and the slaughter of his entire village.
Snappier title optional.
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Big nobs and womb sticksJohn Holmes and Ron Jeremy spitroast Jessica Fletcher whilst cartoon animals perform a "21 gun salute" over her face
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:17,
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ClarksA low budget black and white 'film' film about a pair of Start-rite Chukka Boots.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:18,
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Start WarsA film about George W Bush and Tony Blair AMIRITE?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:19,
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Monty was never smacked as a childWell except a couple of grams to get him to sleep at night
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Peej, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:28,
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The Bumder YearsBig-screen outing for Fred Savage as he recalls his brutal sodomisation by his entire circle of male acquaintances between the ages of 13 and 16.
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The Burbs.A fly on the wall documentary following a group of Geordie men who all share the first name 'Robert'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:20,
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I worried it may be a bit inaccessible.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:34,
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The Bitches who eat dickTessa Jowl, Harriet Harmen and Hazel Blears suck off members of the EDL for votes
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:21,
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The Running TanDale Winton and Katie Price are caught out in the rain shortly after applying a frankly pornographic amount of orange face dye
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T'e T'ird ManOirish remake of the classic Graham Greene adaptation, starring Kroney in the lead role.
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Dog-mathe touching tell of Jeff's mum and her descent into canine animal pornography and corned beef addiction
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:23,
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The Bridge on the River WyeIn which some idle Taffys take fucking ages to build a poorly-made pontoon in the Monmouthshire area - with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:23,
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Transformers.Another fly on the wall documentary, this time about a group of pre-op transexuals.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:23,
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Grant or EnoAction Thriller where bombs are strapped to Hugh Grant and Brian Eno and they have just 24 hours to find and kill the other or both will be detonated.
Entirely cinema verité.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:25,
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I feel this is some of my finest work(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:32,
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Last Tango in NorwichAn attractive young woman wakes up to the realisation that her whole life is a lie, and dumps the raging bumder she's been 'tangoing' with. He is then reduced to turning tricks in mens' toilets to make ends meet. He can't even afford to provide his own butter.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:25,
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Hahaha!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:26,
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..resorting to some rancid Stork SB found round the back of Lidl's.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:26,
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No, it had gone a bit rancidbut he wasn't in a position to be choosy.
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No, that's the noveaux riches.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:40,
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Yes, you can still get it.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:30,
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Yes, I have some in my fridge./common
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:38,
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Last Tango in ParisWhere a group of gentlemen take in in turns to ram cans of soft drink up Ms Hilton's capracious vadge.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:33,
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Indian Jones and the temple of PoonBollywood remake of the Temple of Doom, whereby a moustached Indain actor dances a lot and has sex with some monkey brains
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:26,
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The Malteser FalconA touching story of a shy teenage boy's attempt to combine his two loves of sweets and science fiction
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:29,
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SnatchDocumentary on TGB and her love/hate relationship with Gonz
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:30,
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Donnie DarkoIn which Mark Wahlberg's brother 'blacks up' in order to win a talent show - with hilarious consequences.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:30,
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Any ideas not involving casual racism?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:33,
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Yeah what a fucking stupid question, eh?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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Wild Riled WestonAn eBay trader tires of persistent jibes about the size of her breasts and goes postal. Ends with a high-drama action scene on the pier in which the protagonist bungees in to rescue a dog as it is being sodomised by the villain of the piece.
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Sounds goodbut needs a love interest. Might David Tennant be available?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:36,
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The Loin KingMembers of the feared "Tripod" organisation fight to the death for supremacy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:31,
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Dog Soldiers.In which a bunch of squaddies spend their time on leave hanging around car parks in the hope of being invited in on some 'action'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:32,
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Lord of the FliesIn which Darth Foxtrot minces about the haberdashery department of John Lewis, with a large selection of zips.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:32,
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It Happened One ShiteMoving story about one man and his scat addiction
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:33,
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I like itSequels are a possibility - Shite of the Cunt'er, horror twist Shite on the Living Dead, period drama Twelfth Shite...
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Groundhog DaySeeing as we're all REALLY INTO "FILM" here,
I am offering funding. Come and pitch your ideas for a groundbreaking new 'FILM' to me.
The best pitch will be blessed with my funding.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:34,
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CarrieA horror film in which the "rock band" Europe bleed heavily from their genitals before setting fire to a school, killing everyone inside.
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Finding OmenA fish is suspected of being possessed by the devil himself. His forgetful friend must travel the ocean to find a cure
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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Enter the DragonWhere by Duncan Bantyne is ensconced in a WWII bunker with a bren gun and demands that someone from the village bums him of he'll eat their children
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:35,
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The Money Pit.Basically, it's just footage of Monty worrying about debt. With hilarious consequences.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:36,
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'I Was Monty's Double'An arthouse 'film' told from the viewpoint of a large XO Hennessy.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:36,
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Good Pill HuntingDrama involving an ageing drug addict's search for the ultimate high
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:36,
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Monty Boyces The Meaning Of LifeAn old man spends his days trying to be cool by "hanging out" with "the kidz" and taking lots of what he thinks are "massive drugs".
With tragic consequences.
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The Ex-Orc-istComedy about a teenage virgin boy's attempt to stop his addiction to Games Workshop
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:37,
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The Sound of Moosic.Pixar remake of the Rogers and Hammerstein classic, but with a bovine twist.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:38,
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I thought you would.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:45,
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Shitter IslandKroney shows us around his pad. Think Cribs with poo
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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The Great Egg RaceIn which tubby dwarf Al tries in vain to stop all his hair falling out - against the background of the Tour de France.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:39,
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Sounds oeuf-al(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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The Man Who Shot Liberty X(
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The Man With The Golden ShowerAn old man tries to be cool by hanging out with the kids and spends all his money on massive drugs. Forced to change his life to make ends meet he starts charging ladies £10 a pop to urinate on their faces.
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Sexy YeastRay Winstone and Ben Kingsley are to the apricots in loafs of bread, in a bakers, in Spain
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:43,
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In Brutesafter a hitman job goes wrong Colin Farrell travels to Belgium where he makes a series of bad choices with his male sexual partners
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broadsword, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:46,
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The Unsocial NetworkArt house film showing 24 hours in the life of website b3ta.com
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:48,
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FuckI didn't know it had already been done
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:50,
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The Legend of Dogger VanceWill Smith plays a magical negro who peers into car windows and gives sage, downhome advice to the sweaty couplers within.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:51,
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Carry On Up the Khyber.Biopic charting the sexual awakenings of a young ballroom dancer from Nottingham.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:54,
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Dr NomA medical practitioner is diagnosed with Tourettes syndrome and cannot stop talking about lunch
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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From Pusher With LoveMonty's descent into his drugz hellz
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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MouldfingerHappybara talks openly about the musky smells of his wife's anus
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:56,
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ThunderballDarth Foxtrot talks us through the engaging world of fat dancing
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:57,
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You Only Give TwiceTearjerker involving a telecommunications worker (32) from Norwich and his inability to take a 3rd penis
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:58,
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On Her Madge's Ties Secret ServiceAcidhouse film involving Madonna's neckwear (getting tenuous now)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 13:00,
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Carry On, Dick.The sequel to 'Carry On Up the Khyber'.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 12:55,
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