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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Had to swap computers and wireless networksas ours is being a bit of a cunt.
The job is a marketing copywriter for a college - basically doing all the prospectuses, adverts, p[ress releases etc.
I've already done the 'what skills do you have that make us want to spunk on your tits?' question. Now I have 'Why do you want to work for Scumbag College?' and I don't know whether to say 'because you're ACES' or 'because you totally need me to'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:41,
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Right. I'm going for a tab. I'll answer on my return.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:43,
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Why do you want to work here?'I appreciate the work already undertaken by the college and feel I can add value to the organisation, [Adds examples] additionally, the value of education means [adds more bollocks] and in closing, I've got massive tits, so unless you've got a huge amount of spunk, you'll struggle covering them.'
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:55,
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*Adopts serious face*What do you mean?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 11 Aug 2011, 21:58,
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