it's friday
that's all I need to make me happy.

have birthday surprise activities tomorrow. I'm thinking it may be go-karting.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:50, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I don't want to spoil your surprise
but it actually involves you being forced to watch while your mrs allows a procession of men to demonstrate how you actually satisfy a woman.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

I know how I satisfy a woman
why would I need others to demonstrate?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:55, Reply)

*polite applause*

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

Great birthday present!*



*if you're 12
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:56, Reply)

my actual presents were my new leather jacket, a frame with pics of my band in it
and tickets to see Monster Magnet. go karting would just be an excuse to beat my friends and family at something. which is always fun.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:58, Reply)

A croissant-eating competition?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

Are you all off to the Wimpy followed by a trip to see ET afterwards?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 8:59, Reply)

He's going to have a Bender in a Bun followed by a Brown Derby.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:01, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

ET is shit
as is Wimpy
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:03, Reply)

So is go-karting. That was rather my point.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:05, Reply)

have you done it?
or is this part of your "I don't like doing things that are fun" schtick
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:19, Reply)

We found a Wimpy still going in Peterborough the other week
I remembered it being pretty crap back in the 80s. At least they're consistent. I think they've dropped the beefeater fella, he was nowhere to be seen.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:07, Reply)

Did you gobble a bender?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:13, Reply)

I did
It was quite a mouthful. It was harder than I expected and was quite difficult to swallow, which was surprising considering the amount of time it took to come. I avoided the tip on this occasion.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:21, Reply)

Very good, 'Bill Clay', very good.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I've just bought my ticket
didn't even know they'd gone on sale *shames*
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:07, Reply)