I'm happy today
Because I don't have to go to work 'til 2.
So I get to hang around being lazy.
Also, it's Friday.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Yay!
Have you bought your house yet?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:06, Reply)

That one fell through.
Found a bigger one, for the same price though, so gotta go pay the solicitors the search fee this morning. Fingers crossed and all that!
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Hope it works out
buying houses is a fucking shit business. I'm hoping to stay in mine for a while longer.

But I really, really want a garage, and some off street parking.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

Plus your house is nice!
It is a shit business indeed, but just gotta go with it. Reckon this one could be ok though.
Plus I'm looking forward to inviting some of you nutjobs over for a house-warming.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

Wahey!
*realises this means going to Wales*

Oh.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:17, Reply)

Yeah,
But you get to drink my home-made wine, and sleep on the floor.
You've gotta be persuaded now, surely.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)

Totally sold.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:21, Reply)

Wicked.
Just need to get a house then.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:22, Reply)

those are the things missing from my house as well.

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:23, Reply)

He's got a shed.
Even if you do, I doubt you use it for bike-fucking.
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I have a shed
but it used for storing tools and wood and other manly things
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Don't forget van-fucking

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:32, Reply)

See, the pessimist in me read this as:
I'll be stuck at work 'til gone 10 tonight.
I'll be on my own and bored all day.
Well that's Friday fucked then.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:12, Reply)

Ha!
Nah, I've gotta drive for an hour, pick some stuff* up from someone in a Morrison's car park, then drive home. Pretty easy day.

*(Animals. I'm not a drug dealer/gun-runner.)
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:14, Reply)

You pick up animals in a Morrissons car park?
There is no way that could sound dodgier.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:16, Reply)

True...
I can't be bothered to explain the details. Let your imagination run wild!
( Cawl, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:19, Reply)