I said yesterday, not for discussion online
This is only because someone asked a question yesterday that I made the mistake of answering honestly. It won't happen again, carry on, nothing to see here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:49, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*tickles under chin*

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)

I tried that yesterday, didn't work
try holding him tight to your bosom
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

Excellent, the rumour mill can get started.
You've found out your wife is actually your sister.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)

I reckon he's found out his sister is really his wife

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)

I reckon he got involved in the riots and he's seen his photo on twitter.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)

he's only upset because the photo shows him stealing the wrong type of Serrano ham leg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)

This would upset me greatly

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

He was one of those looting Cash Convertors
and now he feels he can't hold his head up in polite society again.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

*holds tightly to bosom*

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)